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An Ode to 'BM'

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An Ode to 'BM'

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I joined this site the other week.. To find like minded bikers to whom i'd like to speak I like the site...it seems like fun But this ode, i just have to get done. Now you can send a pm, go in chat, or even start a thread But dont say the wrong thing, or Kwak will wrap you round the head. Now 'The Boss'..............a bloke called Matt.......... Who wants to fly a plane and look like biggles...'what a tw*t' Or you could speak to Geoff...He's alright Will sort a date for a meet day or night Then theres my friend Emzed,with 100% karma I think he grows the stuff ....we should call him 'The Farmer' Then thers S V Shell.......a lovely lass When it came to over the shoulder boulder holder...she's top of the class. Then good ole Karey......will tell ya off if you do the wrong thing. But if you ask her nicely.....i bet she would even sing !!! So here it ends, for now, I will leave it like this... Joining 'BM' for THE KING OF DRIVEL.....has been sheer bliss To Be continued.......

I joined this site the other week..
To find like minded bikers to whom i'd like to speak
I like the site...it seems like fun
But this ode, i just have to get done.

Now you can send a pm, go in chat, or even start a thread

But dont say the wrong thing, or Kwak will wrap you round the head.
Now 'The Boss'..............a bloke called Matt..........
Who wants to fly a plane and look like biggles...'what a tw*t'
Or you could speak to Geoff...He's alright
Will sort a date for a meet day or night
 
Then theres my friend Emzed,with 100% karma
I think he grows the stuff ....we should call him 'The Farmer'
 
Then thers S V Shell.......a lovely lass
When it came to over the shoulder boulder holder...she's top of the class.
 
Then good ole Karey......will tell ya off if you do the wrong thing.
But if you ask her nicely.....i bet she would even sing !!!
 
So here it ends, for now, I will leave it like this...
Joining 'BM' for THE KING OF DRIVEL.....has been sheer bliss
 
To Be continued.......

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 03:03

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....unfortunately. Don't giv up the day job, ian.

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 07:41

excalibur
In: york
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We have a royal poet here , lol nice one Ian

excalibur @ 24/07/2009 08:10

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sorry xk...you could always add a verse your self !!! how dare you question the royal poet !!!!

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 08:59

feistygirl
In: Rochdale
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More like the Court Jester than the King!

feistygirl @ 24/07/2009 09:05

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oi....

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 09:06

excalibur
In: york
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Right on FG lol , royalty nevertheless ...i can tell my buddies back in SA i'm chatting to king's and jesters now and only been here 2 months lol

excalibur @ 24/07/2009 09:30

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Ex Its the queens you have to worry about !!!

Brummie Jackie @ 24/07/2009 09:51

mat750
In: Solihull
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Then there's Wannabe making sparklies and bling Not really a wannabe, she's the real thing!

mat750 @ 24/07/2009 10:23

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i will add that verse mat, cheers buddy

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 10:26

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Ian he wears a horned hat Stops his head from getting a tw*t Was he born such a fool Or attend at night school Now were did i put my big bat?

Brummie Jackie @ 24/07/2009 10:58

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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What's this thing we all have about karma? It shows not whether you're a cad or a charmer. Yet we all wish for a greater, Percentage on our little blue meter. Why can't we all just stay a lot calmer? (greater/meter - poetic license ok?)

geoffb2005 @ 24/07/2009 11:28

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cleared for publication goeff...the king has spoken !!!!

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 13:59

cissystar650
In: Hook
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Ian... come on man...where's my verse? loads of inspiration surely! lmfao!!

cissystar650 @ 24/07/2009 14:11

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
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Can't believe you haven't mention me either lol...I'm not even going to go there for this one...got TOO many verses I could add!! PMSL

bikerchick1966 @ 24/07/2009 14:17

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i wrote the ode at 2.30 am with a glas of red in my hand,....it said to be continued.......rose,cissy, your versus are in progress

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 14:27

Brummie Jackie
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I'm quite happy for you to leave me out of this one Ian

Brummie Jackie @ 24/07/2009 14:39

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not a fighting chance jacks

Deleted Member @ 24/07/2009 14:52

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
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Nope cant see Ian leaving us alone Jackie lol

bikerchick1966 @ 24/07/2009 15:02

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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BC i have more than enough ammunition for him to choose from , just waiting to see what he comes up with as to whether I sit on him or slap him hard

Brummie Jackie @ 24/07/2009 15:08

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