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As I have matured

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Well what do you know, we have a mutual agreement!!
I'm sure I'm beginning to have some kind of influence on her!!

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sifimedia @ 04/01/2011 21:47  

dont get too cocky!

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kwakgirl @ 05/01/2011 00:03  

No it wasn't a no comment in my box just ipad being silly. Problem posted in relevant section.

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wheelbarrow @ 05/01/2011 09:00  

There's no clean answer to that comment!!
I suppose that's the advantage of reaching this mature state of life.... the cock mellows, and the wisdom blooms!!

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sifimedia @ 05/01/2011 10:36  

Could be the other way round too

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wheelbarrow @ 05/01/2011 12:31  

Oh WB thats a scarey thought especially for the owd fellas on here!!!

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kwakgirl @ 05/01/2011 13:54  

Hey I'm one of them old fellows

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wheelbarrow @ 05/01/2011 14:24  

yeah i know!

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kwakgirl @ 05/01/2011 17:23  

I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining of a blooming cock, kwakgirk. Probably one of the few things you could take in your stride.

Yeah; I can just picture you out in the hen house in your wellies, up to your knickers in ....... you know what!! Grabbing handfuls of seed in a vain attempt to procreate your eggs.

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sifimedia @ 05/01/2011 19:27  

O...M....G!!!!!! what a hideous picture! and im not quite sure what you're trying to say Sifi.... Ive never had any complaints!!!! btw a "hen house" means something entirely different here!!

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kwakgirl @ 05/01/2011 23:24  

Hmmm .... Hen house? Is that one of those places that have the chewing gum machines on the wall?
..... btw The chewing tastes horrible, but it lasts ages and you can blow some great bubbles!!

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sifimedia @ 06/01/2011 10:31  

lol you really DO get worse.....even when i thought you couldnt! A "hen house" is where the women are in charge!!! so thats everyones house then! "Hen" is a colloquial word for woman in Co Antrim and some parts of Scotland! There was a bar in one of the villages here that had a chicken house in the yard where all the women sat in summer! lol - obviously there were no chickens in it....just hens!!!

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kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 12:12  

What a great idea.... keeping all the women out of the pub.. fantastic. cheers!


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sifimedia @ 06/01/2011 13:17  

hmmmm for a man who doesnt drink...........perhaps you would be safer (or not as the case may be) in the hen house with all those drunken women!

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kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 13:42  

CFNM???.... Just tell me where and when kwakgirl.....

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sifimedia @ 06/01/2011 19:54  

hahaha ok i'll PM ya!

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kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 20:50  

Who says I didn't drink anyhow? I'll have you know I was supping a beautiful pint of Guinness in an authentic Irish pub a few days back! Purely medicinal of course!!

There are many things that members of Biker Match don't know about!!

Still waiting on that message too.

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sifimedia @ 07/01/2011 13:42  

Sifi - i PM'd ya the best place to get great ...... how authentic? coz to be truely authentic it would have to be in ireland and not some dodgy east london dive selling flat & watery guinness!

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kwakgirl @ 07/01/2011 13:56  

Yeah, I did go to your recommended venue...... Well if that's your best place I do wonder!
I walked in, paid my money.....went through a door, saw a madam..... went though another door, saw a reception lady who asked me to undress.... walked through another door, handed my clothes to a another lady..... walked through another door........ and I was back on the bloody street,.......... by a bus stop full of people!!

And the pub was as authentic as you can get..... as real as the pub in your own town!!

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sifimedia @ 07/01/2011 21:47  

i doubt that unless it was the pub in my home town! Was it like the slaughtered lamb? If so u definitely got the right place!
As to the other thing was just trying to be helpful ...was everyone else at the busstop naked? Lol

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kwakgirl @ 08/01/2011 00:34  

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