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old when optimism turns to cynicism,never to return.glad i'm not old....ahhahahahahahahahaahahahaha

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jinx57 @ 26/06/2012 13:02  

when the bus driver ask's "haven't you applied for your bus pass yet?"

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Noddy1 @ 26/06/2012 13:12  

When it takes longer to straighten up after bending down...knees cracking lol...funny though..

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Deleted Member @ 26/06/2012 19:39  

when ,i think i need the loo in a while,turns to obloodyblummineckkinzipstuck..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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jinx57 @ 27/06/2012 08:07  

Tenna Men Jinx

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Noddy1 @ 27/06/2012 14:45  

noddy,i've never been to china!?

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jinx57 @ 27/06/2012 23:19  

PMS(NOT L)............................hahahahahahahahaha!(cryptic or what .)

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jinx57 @ 27/06/2012 23:21  


The new lady doctor I saw at the medical centre looks as if she could be one of my daughters friends and not my doctor!

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red_daytona @ 27/06/2012 23:39  

Scary aint it Red An it don't get any easier Even the school crossing peeps are looking younger I'm sure they were never that young when I was a school

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Emzed @ 28/06/2012 00:00  

you can get away with being really really cheeky to the boss (whos 20 yrs younger! lol)...... he laughs (warily! lol) instead of sacking me!

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kwakgirl @ 28/06/2012 06:55  

you know when you get to take your little baby girl to prom night!!!!16 years flash by with a sound of galloping horses...........galumphgalumphgalumph!!

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jinx57 @ 28/06/2012 09:31  

Watching the old 'Top of the Pops' and your teenage daughter has never heard of any of them.........................mind you i haven't heard of any of her rubbish either. !!!!!!

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VFR800AJ @ 28/06/2012 18:15  

You open your mouth and your Mum pops out grrrrrrrrr

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Roughie @ 29/06/2012 13:59  

Roughie.. that's the scariest sentance I think I've ever read!!!

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rockchickeelicious @ 29/06/2012 16:40  

Omg.. if I "turn" into my Mother.. you're ALL Doomed.. Doomed I tell's ya!!

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rockchickeelicious @ 29/06/2012 16:41  

Watched top of the pops too, not only did i remember the songs but ALL the words !!! Oh happy day lolol..

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Deleted Member @ 29/06/2012 16:43  

worse than that,remembering them on first release,going out and buying!!

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jinx57 @ 08/07/2012 09:27  

sounds great to me jinx but I never did know what happened to all my 45's. Rememdering my older sister buying pop records on 78's. Elvis and a few others. She had an old gramphone which you had to wind up and used needles, sound came through a cardboard horn . I am not joshing. As a kid I thought it was great fun.

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davidneale @ 08/07/2012 09:42  

When you can triple task.
Cough~fart & pee at the same time

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Welshdoll @ 10/07/2012 20:36  

...when you can flirt outrageously with young men and get away with it at my age. Not so good when they give you that "Ah never mind" look.


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kookydeedee @ 11/07/2012 12:10  

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