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jinx57
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old when optimism turns to cynicism,never to return.glad i'm not old....ahhahahahahahahahaahahahaha
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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when the bus driver ask's "haven't you applied for your bus pass yet?"
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Deleted Member
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When it takes longer to straighten up after bending down...knees cracking lol...funny though..
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jinx57
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when ,i think i need the loo in a while,turns to obloodyblummineckkinzipstuck..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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jinx57
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jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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PMS(NOT L)............................hahahahahahahahaha!(cryptic or what .)
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red_daytona
In: Northallerton
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The new lady doctor I saw at the medical centre looks as if she could be one of my daughters friends and not my doctor!
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Emzed
In: Pickering
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Scary aint it Red
An it don't get any easier
Even the school crossing peeps are looking younger
I'm sure they were never that young when I was a school
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kwakgirl
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you can get away with being really really cheeky to the boss (whos 20 yrs younger! lol)...... he laughs (warily! lol) instead of sacking me!
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jinx57
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you know when you get to take your little baby girl to prom night!!!!16 years flash by with a sound of galloping horses...........galumphgalumphgalumph!!
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Watching the old 'Top of the Pops' and your teenage daughter has never heard of any of them.........................mind you i haven't heard of any of her rubbish either. !!!!!!
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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You open your mouth and your Mum pops out grrrrrrrrr
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rockchickeelicious
In: Newcastle
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Roughie.. that's the scariest sentance I think I've ever read!!!
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rockchickeelicious
In: Newcastle
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Omg.. if I "turn" into my Mother.. you're ALL Doomed.. Doomed I tell's ya!!
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Watched top of the pops too, not only did i remember the songs but ALL the words !!! Oh happy day lolol..
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jinx57
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worse than that,remembering them on first release,going out and buying!!
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davidneale
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sounds great to me jinx but I never did know what happened to all my 45's.
Rememdering my older sister buying pop records on 78's. Elvis and a few others. She had an old gramphone which you had to wind up and used needles, sound came through a cardboard horn . I am not joshing. As a kid I thought it was great fun.
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Welshdoll
In: Tewksbury/Bangor
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When you can triple task. Cough~fart & pee at the same time
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kookydeedee
In: Boston
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...when you can flirt outrageously with young men and get away with it at my age. Not so good when they give you that "Ah never mind" look.
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