And I kid you not..
Ellie ~ "Mamma.. why are you boiling oranges??"
Me ~ "I'm not hunny.. they're eggs..."
Ellie ~ "Smell like oranges to me..."
I shall let YOU decide
Ohhhhhhhh you say "bizarre"
I say.. "absolutely classic!!!"
Near died this time with laughing.. you should be on the stage lovely lol ~ I'm only glad you didn't tell me face to face.. I don't think I could've spoken again for the rest of the day without giggling
Thing was Anne, my weekend didn't end there. After taking Pauline back to her place (that's the girl I was with at the time (& who you met at Bikewise), not the shemale before you get the WRONG idea) I then spent the evening trying to fend off Brock, her staffie/labrador cross, who seemed intent on humping my brains out, despite me trying to explain I wasn't that kind of guy and he needed to at least take me for a meal first. Needless to say the only sympathy I got from Pauline was the to be told I was now Brocks Bitch, which thinking about it would make a pretty good new screenname!
I'm now beginning to wonder if I'm giving off some kind of weird vibe or pheromone thats only detectable by sexual deviants and horny dogs!
Laughing my lungs up!!
Centurion aka BrocksBitch.. I am going to advertise you in the Governments next "Stop Smoking" Campaign...
I can't wait for Christmas!!! Ordered you a gift already.. ohhhh bless you.. am dying laughing