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*Checks watch...and waits*

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2012 21:01  

When there is a constant need to post on this thread

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davidneale @ 19/07/2012 00:48  

Can't argue with that Dave Compulsive age related posting disease C.A.R.P.D

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Emzed @ 19/07/2012 01:02  

It looks like I have it to.

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davidneale @ 19/07/2012 07:55  

When your girlfriend is as daft as a brush!

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Deleted Member @ 19/07/2012 08:51  

When your seven yr old nephew asks your age then says 'wow, 36 you're really really old'

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Deleted Member @ 19/07/2012 10:19  

old/ when you have sex with someone half your age,and it's legal....hahahahahaha

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jinx57 @ 19/07/2012 10:20  


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Emzed @ 19/07/2012 10:23  

old when your back goes out more than you do....hahahahaow

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jinx57 @ 19/07/2012 10:29  

Your soo funny jink57. You made me laugh out loud x:-):-)

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fantasia @ 19/07/2012 11:12  

Your soo funny jink57. You made me laugh out loud x:-):-)

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fantasia @ 19/07/2012 11:14  

When nearly everyone you no turns out to be the same age as your children or grandchildren. !!!?? lol:-|:-;o)

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fantasia @ 19/07/2012 11:19  

i'm not really wrinkled,i just took a kip on a candlewick bedspread...

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jinx57 @ 19/07/2012 17:23  


anti wrinkle creams don't work....i've been using one for weeks now any my balls still look like raisins!

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jinx57 @ 19/07/2012 17:25  

When emails flood in on a daily basis saying "Is your pension holding you back fom doing all the things you want ??" No, It isnt you nosey &^%*..........grrrr lolol...

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Deleted Member @ 19/07/2012 21:09  


you know your old when:
You wake up when the youngsters are just going home to bed! I'm sure I read somewhere that 8 hours a night is a good night sleep, 3 don't qualify!!

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Viking Tel @ 21/07/2012 03:02  

When you are given application form for bus pass!!Consolation me (little) bike is at least 100mph faster than a bus!(wait till I see my son next)

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Deleted Member @ 01/08/2012 18:05  

...you answer forum chats asking 'You know your old when...'

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Freebooter @ 02/08/2012 03:25  

Nice to see you've arrived Freebooter

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Emzed @ 02/08/2012 03:32  

........when i dont need the alarm to wake me anymore lol....i wake naturally ...x

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Deleted Member @ 02/08/2012 09:53  

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