PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
When you compare a banana to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe it’s time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
Ross ... Guinness does not only have CO2 but Nitrogen when its being pulled ... and due to the pressure its pulled at this results in lots of smaller bubbles the flow from the pump then causes the CO2 bubbles to rise in the middle, the Nitrogen ones sink,
the nitrogen ones break up the CO2 on the way... hence the fluffy head you get
* A rat can last longer without water than a camel. * On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. * Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If they were captured, the cards could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape. * The word “set” has more definitions than any other word in the English language. * A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. :D * All polar bears are left-handed. * Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. * The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. * The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle. * Walt Disney was afraid of mice. :) * The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. * An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
I hope the 12 newborns are returned to their rightful parents or did it mean they don't know who has got who?
Lucky pig!!
I must be a polar bear
Ah, so does tittle tattle mean 2 dots or i i ?
Does that mean the average right handed person or the average left handed person? Does it mean WOMEN, as more women type than men?
suppose depends who ya having sex with kay. i have had sex before and didnt even know i was having it pmsl ...... xk men can do only 2 things at once but one of them is breathing the other one is usually scratching there bits
The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!
PMSL at Ronnie
It is legal to have sex with trees as long as no-one witnesses it. Someone who has sex with trees is called a Dendrophiliac
Wouldn't fancy it myself, just think of the splinters ... ouch
could say so much to that one suzy .......... oh sod it. felt like having sex with a tree with the ex . suppose thats why he's the ex pmsl. i make him out to sound so bad haha