setting my alarm for the F1 grand prix at 6 am.....altering my time on my phone before bed......switching my phone off and it cahngeing the time.....so i got up at 5AM.........arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh
I'm being made redundant and today was sent on a session on doing an effective CV, effective networking, "seeing the positives" etc. It quickly became clear that they'd decided to get rid of the irreverant, razor-witted comedians in one fell swoop....what a bloody laugh. Didn't stop cackling all day
seeing the kitten after she had jumped onto the stove ... which had been lit at the time (she is ok nothing hurt) however ...
Her whiskers on one side of her face are a lot shorter now & ever so slightly melted, it was the confused look she gave me as I creased up laughing at her lob-sidedness
The news story about the guy who set sail to Southampton, guided by a ROAD atlas and ended up sailing round the Isle of Sheppy.
I've never laughed at a news report before, makes a change to get some amusing news, I bet he feels really stupid now.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry. . .do we have a thread for hysteria ??? Me old mum (97) finally got round to telling me I had a brother 2 yrs older than me
Sharky's post in the 'What made you smile?' topic
I'm stuck in an office/stores area on a mezzanine floor above the engineer's workshop. I've had to put a codelock on the door to stop people helping themselves, and the only way to get my attention is with a cheapo B&Q wireless doorbell.
I was tapping away on the computer, with a couple of Dragonforce albums on higher than necessary volume when I wondered which prat was taking the mickey by banging on the walls and shouting through the letterbox. Usually it's just the engineers winding me up, the usual lights out or ringing the bell and legging it. Except today it wasn't the case.
It was one of the managers, and I wasn't gonna be distracted. Turns out the guy was skinning his knuckles and shouting for about 10mins before I decided to see who was being sooooo persistent.
After a quick bout of irate back 'n' forwards, it turns out someone had nicked the battery out of the ringer, and he couldn't see the funny side. But hey, I had a damn good chuckle about it
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