god, you started sumthin now avent you mr p. im lovin it.all i can say is your observations were very funny and dont deserve the hard time your gettin,but then i get hassle coz i smoke so its nice to see you gettin it. my telephone/vodka binge wi jim in glasgow made me very ill but after a sunday kip im now on form again.its true to say though that i now ave no insides left!
A husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on their 40th wedding aniversary.
The husband yells "when you die i'm getting you a headstone that reads "here lies wife - cold as ever"
Yeah she replies, "when you die i'm getting you a headstone that reads "Stiff at last"
like the joke hdbabe!.........bin slowly wading through the waffle while renewing my insurance....i think prof must have written his list in jest and just left out the humour........
A husband (a doctor) and his wife have a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets in a rage and shouts "and your no good in bed" and storms out of the house.
After some time he realises he was nasty and call his wife.
She came to the phone after many rings and, irritated, the husband says "what took you so long" She says "I was in bed"
"In bed this early, doing what"
"getting a second opinion"
A mand has 6 children and is very proud, he is so proud he starts calling his wife 'mother of six' in spite of her objections. One night at a party the man decides it is time to go home and shouts to his wife "shall we go home mother of six", his wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts right back "any time your ready father of four"
has the fact that the arguin females ride Harley's anyfin to do wiv it?[jus wonderin] and why am i thinkin of hdbabe as handbabe![cos i'm a bloke!] does littlechick like Harleys?
Hello Claire, I gave the Prof my diagnosis of his condition last nite I will need to study t.m's responses in greater detail, then I may have to diagnose him with the same . As I pointed out to the prof, it isn't his fault he behaves the way he does, it is a recognised condition and once you are aware of it , you can make allowances!!
My nephew has the same condition, and once you realise he can't help himself, it's not difficult to understand him
i do not want a lady to be barefooted and pregnant at the kitchen sink!! i want a dancing partner[bout 5'6''wearing 4'' stiletto's]!but seeing the married couples at dances arguing together on the floor makes you wonder about marriage! I never think of ladies as inferior!we all have something to give,as in the tango you each bring something to share on thr floor and have fun be passionate but respect each other!no jamming yer leg[or anything else!] straight between her's at the first oportunity!wait 5 second's at least!!
you little liar tongo,you asked me to wash the dishes naked last night and said you would get me pregnant.i waited till 10.30 and you didnt turn up so i went to bed fully clothed and a virgin x
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