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davidneale
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Why are you eating the cat litter?
it's nice with chocolate!
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How do you like to prepare your sweetcorn?
tractors make it easier
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davidneale
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Did you cure the problem with acceleration on your bike?
I found standing up helps!
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what would be your advice for an insomniac?
i sometimes overwater them
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davidneale
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You any good with child minding?
I only called her Peggy!
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Ragnar
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How it you end up with a black eye when you was having sex with your wife Mary?
Is that the time.
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davidneale
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Any chance of a quick f..f....f.......................
.....fag?
I wondered where you got to!
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Ragnar
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Sorry i'm late, the barmaid wouldn't let me leave the pub.
just the one, please.
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davidneale
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Would you like to have a go as a kamikaze pilot?
It was the best job I ever had!
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Riggy66
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I wonder who paints the nipples on shop-front dummies?
It was really quite tasty!
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davidneale
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Do you know what happened to the last tin of Pedigree Chum?
I do anything, nothings too big or too small!
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Ragnar
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how much do you like to eat?
With a good aim I can hit the target.
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davidneale
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Is it possible to pee on a fly at 200 yards?
65 officer!
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How many drinks have you had?
this weeks was particularly good
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davidneale
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How is the electric shock treatment going?
where are my gloves!
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Ragnar
In: London
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Helmet check, boots check, bike jacket check but there's something missing?
Woody Wood Pecker.
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davidneale
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Do you know a good carpenter?
to infinity and beyond!
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if you were made to watch Toy Story on repeat over and over again, where would you like to kick that stupid bloody spaceman?
It wasn`t me!
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Ragnar
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Who ate my last rolo?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
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how many pairs of underpants made of coconut mat did you order?
show me the money
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