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Why are you eating the cat litter? it's nice with chocolate!

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davidneale @ 17/04/2012 22:17  

How do you like to prepare your sweetcorn?


tractors make it easier

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Deleted Member @ 17/04/2012 22:20  

Did you cure the problem with acceleration on your bike? I found standing up helps!

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davidneale @ 17/04/2012 22:24  

what would be your advice for an insomniac? i sometimes overwater them

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Deleted Member @ 17/04/2012 22:39  

You any good with child minding? I only called her Peggy!

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davidneale @ 17/04/2012 22:48  

How it you end up with a black eye when you was having sex with your wife Mary? Is that the time.

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Ragnar @ 18/04/2012 07:45  

Any chance of a quick f..f....f....................... .....fag? I wondered where you got to!

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davidneale @ 18/04/2012 08:54  

Sorry i'm late, the barmaid wouldn't let me leave the pub. just the one, please.

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Ragnar @ 18/04/2012 18:40  

Would you like to have a go as a kamikaze pilot? It was the best job I ever had!

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davidneale @ 18/04/2012 19:02  

I wonder who paints the nipples on shop-front dummies?


It was really quite tasty!

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Riggy66 @ 18/04/2012 22:06  

Do you know what happened to the last tin of Pedigree Chum? I do anything, nothings too big or too small!

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davidneale @ 18/04/2012 22:18  

how much do you like to eat? With a good aim I can hit the target.

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Ragnar @ 19/04/2012 18:37  

Is it possible to pee on a fly at 200 yards? 65 officer!

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davidneale @ 19/04/2012 20:07  

How many drinks have you had?


this weeks was particularly good

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Deleted Member @ 19/04/2012 22:25  

How is the electric shock treatment going? where are my gloves!

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davidneale @ 19/04/2012 23:17  

Helmet check, boots check, bike jacket check but there's something missing? Woody Wood Pecker.

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Ragnar @ 20/04/2012 07:42  

Do you know a good carpenter? to infinity and beyond!

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davidneale @ 20/04/2012 07:46  

if you were made to watch Toy Story on repeat over and over again, where would you like to kick that stupid bloody spaceman?


It wasn`t me!

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Deleted Member @ 20/04/2012 17:25  

Who ate my last rolo? Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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Ragnar @ 20/04/2012 19:13  

how many pairs of underpants made of coconut mat did you order? show me the money

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Deleted Member @ 20/04/2012 20:19  

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