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Favourite sayings and Quotes..

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The best cure for a hangover, is not to sober up...

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Deleted Member @ 04/07/2013 22:13  

Love is the answer-but while your waiting for the answer,sex raises some pretty good questions.


Woody Allen.

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tatters @ 04/07/2013 22:55  

“Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.”

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Inspector Gadget @ 05/07/2013 17:29  

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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tatters @ 09/07/2013 17:40  

Don't wait for your ship to come in.
Swim out and meet the bloody thing.

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Mushty33 @ 10/07/2013 10:06  

A ship in a harbour is safe,
But that is not what ships are built for..

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oldyeti @ 10/07/2013 15:45  

those who can`t, teach,
those who can, do.

(like my English teacher said, punctuation is everything.)

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oldyeti @ 10/07/2013 15:49  


"what if your blessings come through rain drops
What if Your healing comes through tears
What if a thousand sleepless nights are what it takes to know You're near
What if trials of this life are Your mercies in disguise"

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Inspector Gadget @ 10/07/2013 18:01  

If i ever went out with a fella who turned out to be a bad 'un but who was a bit of a looker, my Mam always used to say;

" Oh he was just a good looking Nowt"


I,ve always loved that saying.........used it a few times too

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Deleted Member @ 10/07/2013 19:32  

nowt as queer as folk......how true..

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jinx57 @ 11/07/2013 12:44  

Feck orf...feck rite orf...

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Deleted Member @ 11/07/2013 21:45  

" I am in competition with no one, I run my own race, I have no desire to play the game of being better than anyone, in any way, shape, or form. I just aim to improve, to be better than I was before. That's me and I'm free. "

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Inspector Gadget @ 12/07/2013 16:34  

Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you ...

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Deleted Member @ 17/07/2013 19:50  

The one that has always worked for me, and I will be having it tattooed on myself soon is:
What does not kill me only makes me stronger

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Cally. @ 18/07/2013 17:57  

Looking out of window at work yesterday at van parked outside....it's rocking about extremely noticeably.


Poke colleague in ribs and say, what do ya think's going on that van?


Quick as a flash she pipes up, "if the van's a rockin, don't come knockin"


Well I'll go t bottom of our stairs, never heard that one before!


....anyway we wait with interest to see who emerged....was a rather disturbing though cos the bloke who got out was the size of a brick s**t house & clearly capable of making it bounce around on the suspension on his own

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Minnie the Minx @ 19/07/2013 11:38  

you win some and you lose some x

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Deleted Member @ 22/07/2013 01:16  

the smoker you drink,the player you get...(joe walsh)

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jinx57 @ 22/07/2013 20:06  

theres more than one way to skin a cat

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Deleted Member @ 22/07/2013 23:01  

"Those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind" - Bernard Baruch (not Dr frikken Suess!)

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Bikewreck @ 23/07/2013 16:24  

a friend of mine drowned in a bowl of meusli....a strong currant pulled him in...(tommy cooper,.r.i.p.)

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jinx57 @ 23/07/2013 19:57  

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