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It was, admittedly, last Sunday. I’d returned from a rally and pmed someone. After a few exchanges, I asked if I could leave the conversation for a while to take a post-rally bath. The almost immediate reply I received was “Yeah go on then stink”. As an example of romantic BM dialogue, that takes some beating. I still can’t stop giggling about it.

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Deleted Member @ 30/09/2014 01:27  



Not very roughy toughy biker behaviour but.....

Woman's Hour was on radio 4 today . The subject was divorce settlements.

The advice they were giving to women was on the lines of...

If you intend to divorce your husband and move in with your boyfriend. It is best to keep this fact a secret. Otherwise your divorce settlement could be reduced.

???!!!

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dustin666 @ 04/10/2014 21:48  

@dustin666

Of course as the 'advice' was given on Woman's Hour it would have been tailored towards women. That is not to say it is doesnt apply to men too.

Just saying ....


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Lindsay @ 09/10/2014 06:42  



Ooh got bike, are you suggesting that us blokes would be underhand at a divorce settlement lol.

I was just amazed to hear it on the radio. On the BBC and on radio 4 no less.

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dustin666 @ 09/10/2014 12:35  

Dustin what do you expect if a man cheats on his wife the court will take every penny they can but if a wife cheats on her husband she still gets every penny. This is very simple if you cheat in a marrage and it ends in the courts you get nothing off your X partner you don't deserve a penny.

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JP @ 09/10/2014 15:50  


Wow!!!! Big Generalisations going on here!!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 09/10/2014 16:08  

No fact, I have seen it all to often with my friends there wifes cheated on them and took the house the car the bank account and they were left in bedsit paying for the kids paying for the house paying for her Hollidays and all the time her new fella is sitting in the house not working cus he dont need to. PB dont even bother with any defence for the women I will not even bother to read it. The courts are all for the women. The only reason I won in court was we were never married and she walked out on the kids leaving her 2 and our son. But I still had to lose 4 days wages as she messed the courts about trying to be clever

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JP @ 09/10/2014 16:32  



You're absolutely right JP. If a husband cheats, he's a b@st@rd.

If a wife cheats , it's coz her husband is a b@st@rd

Lol.

As far as generalisations go . I don't suppose all women are the same. I haven't met all of them yet. Lol

Burn the witch lol ??

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dustin666 @ 09/10/2014 17:48  



You're absolutely right JP. If a husband cheats, he's a b@st@rd.

If a wife cheats , it's coz her husband is a b@st@rd

Lol.

As far as generalisations go . I don't suppose all women are the same. I haven't met all of them yet. Lol

Burn the witch lol ??

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dustin666 @ 09/10/2014 18:46  

Some bitter men sure made me laugh tonight

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Deleted Member @ 09/10/2014 20:40  

No comment!

Purely cos I cba.

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Lindsay @ 09/10/2014 22:11  

The company I work for stating 6 months ago that we must save a million pounds this financial year by stopping all overtime whilst the transport dept seem hell bent on chucking the overtime at drivers as if it is going out of fashion. University educated CEO's and their boards of directors have no clue how to run business in the real world.

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Double six @ 10/10/2014 01:47  

The convocation I was in last night ;) morning all.

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2014 10:35  

Just like to add a little something to the 'Bitch' or was it 'Witch' convo.
Some of us just walk away, to drag a man through the dirt isn't for every woman. I've been with Ex's who actually brought nothing to the table, but acted fairly. I don't want or need to be sitting around thinking of the past and all the mistakes, I'm only looking forward. Don't go thinking men are the only ones who get it bad. I don't need to explain to anyone what I went through in 2013, but I got through it and moved forward......happy relaxed and smiling, things happen for a reason. Not asking for pity, or to elaborate further. Just let it go and be grateful you survived. :D x

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2014 10:48  

Looks like Im in trouble again lol


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JP @ 12/10/2014 11:54  

When are you not in it up to your neck JP? Somehow you managed to stay unscathed yesterday but I dont know how the hell you did it! lol

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Double six @ 12/10/2014 11:57  

No JP, don't take what I said wrongly. No anger in anything I said.
Just saying books, cover, tar, brush...blah blah blah.....and yes did notice you have a bad habit. Oh dear oh dear......

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2014 12:15  

Penny Take no notice of what others tell you about me I'm nice really just miss understood very very miss understood

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JP @ 12/10/2014 12:25  

So are others, that's the problem with this it's like texting. Things are took in the wrong context too often.
I much prefer a face to face conversation and make my own mind up, says so on my profile, and I have a high tolerance and sarcastic sense of humour that helps :)

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2014 12:33  

Must add,me spec around you and D6 :P

Don't really know what :P is, but FZR uses it a lot,is it a sticky out tongue? Lol

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2014 12:38  

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