if i die tomorrow the only thing worth while is meeting alice cooper , and thats good enought for me . may be we should hook up and just talk cooper all night
now i've gone a weird shade of jealousy, met loads of so called celebs (not through choice, through work at the time) but i would love to meet alice, one seriously cool dude. few bottles of wine and cooper, sounds like a decent night to me
Listening to trash at the min.
You talk of black and white underwear...I prefer red.
As for meeting rock stars, could I ask for Frank Black and Kim Deal?
We have 'pump up the jam' playing in the background and racing each other on scalectrix in my friends lounge...oh and I'm on the Fosters. Which reminds me of an old joke about Fosters; Why is Fosters like making love in a canoe?...
A little boy runs up to his mom. 'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks. 'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?' 'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy. 'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom. 'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy. 'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom. 'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,"Up or down ?" She replied, "Up." This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!" She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "f**k or drown."
Now, a bit behind here all, not been on for a little while so just caught up lol!!! (blonde but quick lol!!!) right the subject of husbands liking wives to wear white undies, g/friends black and prob so they dont get mixed up!!?? Easy totally confuse em - go commando lol!!!! Di, - you can get a new t-shirt make sure it fits properly before you buy and dont have to get up and make it breakfast in the morning after enjoying wearing it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll night lol!!! Paul - Fosters joke...................very naughty - but very very funny..........is it true tho dont drink it myself??!! x
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Not having a penchant for beer, I often mix my drinks and end the evening on the blue drinks...E-Numbers and caffeine make for a particularly interesting combination.
As you can tell from the early evening, the lads I went out with all came home before 22h00 (I should add that they made up one half of a couple).
Is there anyone out there who after 30 still enjoys staying out late once in a while?
Back to the dumping...
My marriage broke up after 21 years...i had to ask him to leave..so i suppose i dumped him..
but it hurts the one who has to do the dumping as well.....thats why my new love is my bike...even bought it some valentines gifts
Priorities have changed..Kids, bike, mates and study....the hardest part is getting out there to make new friends...as was never really allowed any B4...but am getting there, freedom is a great thing....................
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