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As I have matured.... I found out that those honeycombe balls are so much tastier once the chocolate has melted!!

But save your protest kwakgirl..... Alas, we live at opposite ends of the country with a large expanse of water in between, so my balls are safe!!

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sifimedia @ 25/12/2010 21:15  


Alas??????? you clearly have more balls than i give you credit for.....but dont think the distance will keep you safe in your bed!

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kwakgirl @ 25/12/2010 21:20  

Your turn sifi!!!

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kooky @ 26/12/2010 00:54  

I appreciate your concern for the two of us, kooky. Have you ever thought about being a social worker or councillor?

And kwakgirl, if this distance doesn't put you off, I'll tell you where the spare key is so you can let yourself in and help yourself to my Golden Nuggets!!

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sifimedia @ 26/12/2010 09:47  

careful Sifi i might take you up on the offer...although down south is maybe a bit too down and south....and the people down there are a bit......well i dont know ...when you get past bimingham everyone is a bit alien! As for golden nuggets - dont they come in a box and you eat them with milk??? or with chocoloate maybe!

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kwakgirl @ 26/12/2010 11:23  

I am starting to feel peace and harmony........... and guess what sifi ....you spot on me works for social services lol....

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kooky @ 26/12/2010 11:27  

Of course the other option is for me to venture up North, pop in to say hello to kooky in the Midlands, then buy myself a ferry ticket to the island of the 40 shades of green! We all need dreams!
Do you remember Klondike Pete on the Golden Nuggets box. As I've matured, the nuggets seem to be much smaller than when I was a kid!! Same as Wagon wheels, much smaller!

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sifimedia @ 26/12/2010 16:55  

me thinks everything gets smaller and moves south the older we get lol yes come see me I can counsell you in preparation for the wedding lol

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kooky @ 26/12/2010 17:10  


now theres an offer you cant refuse Sifi...im sure social services are used to dealing with you...meals on wheels an all that!

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kwakgirl @ 26/12/2010 17:15  


I work in Children's Services lol perhaps you would like to adopt him KG

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kooky @ 26/12/2010 17:28  

fck that! finally got rid of my three and too busy nurturing the inner child from now on! Why is it men are such children by the way??

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kwakgirl @ 26/12/2010 20:47  

Provocative words kwakgirl.... not even going to respond to them!!......

But, if I were to.......

I would probably say something to the tune of.... 'most men act that way so that women can settle the need to nurture and care, although we don't need that in truth. It's just how we're compassionate to you girls'!!

..... but as I say.... not even gonna respond!

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sifimedia @ 27/12/2010 01:37  

now he did na respond lol

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kooky @ 27/12/2010 01:38  

You seem to be hanging on to all these threads very closely kooky! That last one was a 1 minute response!! You're not stalking me by any chance, are you? Or are you an agent for kwakgirl?
A sort of Black country Black Belt with a crooked kooky crook and a mission to mash'im!

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sifimedia @ 27/12/2010 01:55  

i am there for i am

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Deleted Member @ 27/12/2010 02:38  

just a one minute coincidence..... sounds like a James Bond movie..... stalking... moi.....nah......people watching.......

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kooky @ 27/12/2010 08:30  


the only answer to your none answer Sifi...so what you're not saying is that men pretend to be children so women can pretend to look after them.........ay whatever...men are all delusional too!
Kooky....just hook him with your crook! preferably round the neck! @ Actdaft...is the medication wearing off ??

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kwakgirl @ 27/12/2010 12:42  

This is far too early for ActDaft.....and don't think his meds ever run out or wear off lol I remember being Little Bo Beep once in the local carnival - the hook and crook image brought back memories hehehe

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kooky @ 27/12/2010 14:10  

Yes, I have matured. I well seasoned.

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bandit lover @ 27/12/2010 15:17  

kooky..... I had to dress up as a Roman centurion at school.......have never been the same after wearing that man skirt?


bandit lover.... How about trying that pose with the super heroine costume and your own body... better still, use body paints!! I'm sure us guys would help you apply it..... might be a few shaky lines though!!

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sifimedia @ 27/12/2010 17:53  

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