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What Made You Laugh Out Loud Today

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Having a bath tonight I got some soap in my eye which stung like crazy...stood up to get a towel and banged my head on the sloping roof over the bath....... and as I did that I poked myself in the other eye.
So, with one eye stinging and shut, and the other eye watering and shut, I took a step too near to the bathroom door and stubbed my big toe on it.......language Timothy!!!

....having already taken some painkillers and was having a bath to ease my rotten back ache , these events did not amuse, but well, I've got to laugh....or my eyes will water even more!!!

Deleted Member @ 07/06/2012 22:07

Alice2
In: York
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that sounds like pb to me

Alice2 @ 07/06/2012 22:25

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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it's the way you tell 'em PB, I recommend you have a shower next time lol

Sandi @ 08/06/2012 01:28

Emzed
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I PM'd this to a friend earlier but its just too good not to share I was in the kitchen making a cuppa, standing there in my fleece top long johns and para boots (yeah very fetching but I had just been across the yard to put some stuff in the bin and as I wasn't going out hadn't put my leathers on yet) anyway I heard the back door pop open, thinking I'd not closed it properly I went across to shut it again You should have seen the postie's face "Busted" she exclaimed laughing as she was just about to put a parcel inside the kitchen

Emzed @ 08/06/2012 14:54

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she was just about to put a parcel inside the kitchen Code? Was she soooooooo excited? Long johns n paraboots enuff to turn many a lass on!

Deleted Member @ 08/06/2012 15:00

Emzed
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YOU need to get out more XK Code? Was she soooooooo excited? a parcel of new climbing plants for the garden actually

Emzed @ 08/06/2012 15:06

Sandi
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This post in the Joke forum http://www.bikermatch.co.uk/sites/bm/forum/posts.asp?to...c_id=10363

Sandi @ 09/06/2012 15:33

rockchickeelicious
In: Newcastle
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Being called an "Eeeedjit" by Jinx

rockchickeelicious @ 11/06/2012 15:27

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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you're not alone ,they're all eejits out there xxxx p.s.are you following me round and round??

jinx57 @ 11/06/2012 15:41

rockchickeelicious
In: Newcastle
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LOL.. without a doubt lush lad.. pop the kettle on then!!

rockchickeelicious @ 11/06/2012 15:44

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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one lump or two..........in your coffee i mean,tea is for girlies and old folk......bugger

jinx57 @ 11/06/2012 15:46

jinx57
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laugh today,being cyber persued by somebody dafter than me!!

jinx57 @ 11/06/2012 15:48

rockchickeelicious
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LMAO!!! This should be renamed.. "what did Jinx say today that made you laugh out loud" Bless his cottons

rockchickeelicious @ 11/06/2012 15:53

jinx57
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pink silk with bows actually......................but don't tell the rest ,they get jealous so easily xx

jinx57 @ 11/06/2012 16:02

suzyamki
In: Wakefield
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A mate gave me a much needed laugh yesterday and I laughed out loud for the first time in ages. Her son broke his ankle and his wrist so cant use crutches and is hopping everywhere. She said if he hops much more he'll get offered a role in Riverdance

suzyamki @ 11/06/2012 19:52

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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or the frog chorus one assumes.....ribbit

jinx57 @ 11/06/2012 21:10

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Just got home after spending the afternoon in the company of a really lovely chap - and fellow BMer - to find a special offer on life insurance for the over 50's waiting for me on the door mat!!!!!!....... .....it's not my b'day for a while yet!

Pity they don't pay out as fast as they try to take it off ya!!!

Deleted Member @ 12/06/2012 17:12

mizzi
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Me dashing up to my mates loo to find her brother just getting out of the flippin shower....oh yes i died coz he screamed like a girl before he pissed himself laughing at one mortified OMFG cat...

Dont think i've ever been that embarassed but i honestly thought he'd retreated to the caravan in her back garden....wont be going up there for a while tho coz i'll never live that one down!

mizzi @ 12/06/2012 19:56

jinx57
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another chaotic session of misunderstood drivel and laughter in chatroom,why am i always dragged into talk of strap ons and tents?just an innocent abroad in the land of double -entendres!!

jinx57 @ 12/06/2012 20:18

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You love it Jinx xxx

Deleted Member @ 12/06/2012 20:40

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