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Tesco Burgers

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Simon66
In: Peterborough
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My mate just got back from Tesco and asked if I wanted anything on my burger. I replied a tenner each way please. I decided to give the horse burgers from tesco a miss and settle for meatballs instead. I must say they were the dogs bollocks. They cater for vegitarians too. The vegi burgers now contain uniQuorn. The woman that went to hospital is said to be in a stable condition. The staff canteen have it on the mane menu. The government plan on putting the safety of horsemeat to a vote. Those for say aye, those against say neigh. There is also a rumour that the barcode on the packet has traces of zebra. Ok. I'll reign in the horse jokes now. Goodnight.

Simon66 @ 17/01/2013 04:03

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Ah, now I get the comment in the Horsey thread lol LOL @ Simon's post

Sandi @ 17/01/2013 10:31

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In light of the horse burger revelations at Tesco, Primark have been forced to recall 200,000 pairs of leggings as they appear to contain copious amounts of Camel toe.

Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 12:03

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Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 12:31

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Spend over £50 at tescos this week and get your own saddle to sit on when having your dinner and for a limited time only , you also get a riding crop ,gold stirrups and free entry into this years grand national

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justjerry
In: The Lizard
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I tried one of them tesco burgers last night.
Not so good.... I've still got a bit between my teeth!!

justjerry @ 17/01/2013 19:14

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I was in Tesco cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if i wanted anything on my Burger. So i had a fiver each way...

Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 23:54

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If the latest news from Tesco has turned you off their burgers, then you should try their meatballs, they are the dogs bollox...

Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 23:57

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Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lambs Navy Rum and some burgers. ....So thats white rum,navy rum and red rum...

Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 23:59

bomb doctor
In: Cheshire
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Tesco Quarter Pounders, The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony she's always wanted.

bomb doctor @ 18/01/2013 01:09

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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i canter think of anything funnier....neigh lass... now stable after some jack daniels..jockeying for position at the bar...xx

jinx57 @ 18/01/2013 01:22

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http://youtu.be/xDPpU1WvGQ8

had a good giggle with this one.

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Ragnar
In: London
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My doctor told me I should watch what I eat. So I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.

Ragnar @ 19/01/2013 16:36

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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66's link http://youtu.be/xDPpU1WvGQ8

Sandi @ 19/01/2013 22:28

non-hotmale
In: Leyland
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Gives the Galloping Gourmet a new meaning.

non-hotmale @ 19/01/2013 22:46

Ragnar
In: London
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Tesco are giving treble points on your clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting from Monday. The deal is called: "Only Fuel and Horses"

Ragnar @ 20/01/2013 15:55

Ragnar
In: London
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It makes you wonder: I selected some burgers on the Tesco website..... I was then told to, add to cart!

Ragnar @ 20/01/2013 18:12

Suzi5551
In: Durham
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I had one of those Tesco burgers and now I've got the trots.

Suzi5551 @ 20/01/2013 20:12

MissApriliaRSV4
In: manchester
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Horsey horsey don't you stop
Or you'll end up in a tesco shop
Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round
Giddy up your a quarter pound.

MissApriliaRSV4 @ 21/01/2013 13:07

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Ive been eating those Tesco horse burgers and have found myself craving sugar cubes,eating oats and my breath stinks !!! On the other hand my cock has grown a foot and i can legally shit in the street !!!

Deleted Member @ 22/01/2013 15:11

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