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Oggy
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What do you call a large lady with a yeast infection? A whopper with cheese.
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Triumph_Sy
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reckon the......... 'And then the fight started' thread would have been more appropriate geez!lol
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tangoman60
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gone orf me crumpet now! thank's oggy you b.....!
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wait till littlechick sees that,i'll join in .not nice oggy,not nice
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prof
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Was that before or after 'the pinny unveiling '
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micksaway
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What do you call an intelligent Blonde?
A Labrador
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Catey67
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micksaway
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micksaway
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If you had sex every day for a year. Kept all 365 condoms, melted them down and made a Tyre out of the rubber.
What would you call it?
A F**KING GOODYEAR
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Scary
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Scientists have found that many women develop "dysons disease" after 5 years of marriage.
They make a continuous whining noise and don't suck anymore.
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micksaway
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Why is a woman like a bucket of KFC?
Once your past the tender breast and the juicy thigh.
All you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in
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tangoman60
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Matt
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micksaway
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Funnily enough it was a woman that told it to me
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I see you like dogs Mick and have an excellent sense of humour cos you're wearing deputy dawgs cast off on ur bonce ! ( you can see why he's not getting any T.M)
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micksaway
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Yep love dogs known a good few over the year dont have one as I aint around enough.
Saves my head getting cold and wet and they say recycling is good for the planet
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