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What a whopper!

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Deleted Member
In: NA
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Just as a bit of fun, simply post a complete (non-malicious) whopper about the poster before yourself. So for example say the poster before me was called " Abcd", i'd right something like: "Abcd likes to eat curry for breakfast, lunch and dinner 7 days a week!" and so on and so on... You with me?He goes with, the poster before me eats curry for breakfast, lunch and dinner 7 days a week!

Deleted Member @ 14/07/2007 21:45

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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ok here goes

Arf likes to run around in a fluffy pink dress eatin a mcflurry

RC @ 14/07/2007 21:52

dazpants
In: Blackpool
Posts: 86
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Rock Chick keeps a mountain goat, with its coat dyed many different tones, in her back garden. Simply because she feels it adds a splash of colour, as the flowers have failed to bloom this summer.

dazpants @ 14/07/2007 22:35

dazpants
In: Blackpool
Posts: 86
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Rock Chick keeps a mountain goat, with its coat dyed many different tones, in her back garden. Simply because she feels it adds a splash of colour, as the flowers have failed to bloom this summer.

dazpants @ 14/07/2007 22:36

earthwind
In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834
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dazz pants is called this because of the gold larmey suit that he wears in the privacy of his own home every third sunday of the month and occasionally when he pops out to go buy his ice cream and bacon from asda

earthwind @ 14/07/2007 22:45

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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earthwind got her name when she was on her first camping trip. She took loads of tins of beans with her and everywhere she went after that everyone knew she was arriving before she got there, if ya see what I mean Oh boy! am I goina be in trouble now rofl Well... Arf said tell a 'whopper' (blame him)

Sandi @ 15/07/2007 04:08

ladyrider
In: abergele
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oh dear kwak its plain to me that ur the one thats had beans for tea,the smile on your face gives it away released the evil up up n away

ladyrider @ 15/07/2007 09:02

earthwind
In: Liverpool
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lady rider is smiling because she has been given the choice bewtween a holiday in the bahamas and one in rhyl and she has chosen rhyl because for her this will always be the town of her dreams. She used to be a pole dancer there when she was younger. Now i am in trouble

earthwind @ 15/07/2007 18:48

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earthwind is always dreaming about the fresh faced toy boy she keeps locked under the stairs

Deleted Member @ 15/07/2007 18:55

earthwind
In: Liverpool
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I wish lmao you gonna get it scooby has got a ladder in his spider man suit and is now trying to decide which nail varnish will be the best to use so it wont clash with his handcuffs.

earthwind @ 15/07/2007 19:01

earthwind
In: Liverpool
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earthwind @ 15/07/2007 19:02

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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ROFPML @ E W's whopper about scooby

Sandi @ 15/07/2007 20:26

Deleted Member
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kwak thought of a very whitty whopper to tell about earthwind but refrained from posting it cos as we all know she is a very shy & quiet sort of girl

Deleted Member @ 15/07/2007 22:45

ladyrider
In: abergele
Posts: 111
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scooby doooo the truth is out u went to rhyl there is no doubt ,u stood in wonder ,stood n stared now we no ur oohhh so scared

ladyrider @ 16/07/2007 05:24

earthwind
In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834
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Ladyrider is definately goinmg to start her new career as the peot lariet for the city of edingburgh and can be seen teaching classes at the university there between spetember and november

earthwind @ 16/07/2007 07:53

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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lol @ scooby, I have your email addy so watch it! or I'll forward all my junk mail to you E W is starting a bike-tour company, it's going to be called Armchair Tours (oh boy am I in deep do-da now)

Sandi @ 16/07/2007 09:59

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Kwak has nougt better to do so she looks at all the fella's profiles and rates them from 1 to 10 ( and mine got an 11 ) LOL

Deleted Member @ 16/07/2007 11:26

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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thats not really koj's bike.... his is green with bright red spots on and purple zig zags on it

and his fav band is right said fred

RC @ 16/07/2007 12:07

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2184
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RC's favourite bands are Bros & 5star,she has posters in a secret room under her stairs dedicated to them,I wont divulge what she does when she looks at the Matt Goss poster

Oggy @ 16/07/2007 12:31

Dulali
In: Harwich
Posts: 34
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Oggy is currently paying rc £20 a time for an hours 'usage' of her secret room after having got very excited about the thought of Matt Goss.

Dulali @ 16/07/2007 12:42

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