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centurion
In: Catterick Garris
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This is an actual story as reported in the Darlington & Stockton Times this week: MAN KICKED BY HORSE A Darlington man was airlifted to hospital after being kicked in the face by a horse and suffering sevier facial injuries His condition has been described as stable. I thought for a minute I was reading the transcript of a Two Ronnies news reading sketch!

centurion @ 12/05/2012 16:35

davidneale
In: London
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I bet that hurt, poor bloke! Apparently the horse was upet by it, going by it's long face.

davidneale @ 12/05/2012 21:29

AndySimmo
In: Portslade, Brigh
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Oh come on you two, stop horsing about

AndySimmo @ 13/05/2012 23:13

davidneale
In: London
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Was that one off the hoof?

davidneale @ 14/05/2012 00:42

Deleted Member
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just a short tale

Deleted Member @ 14/05/2012 00:56

davidneale
In: London
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Not the Mane story then!

davidneale @ 14/05/2012 01:09

AndySimmo
In: Portslade, Brigh
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Neigh, no where near the mane story!

AndySimmo @ 14/05/2012 18:35

Deleted Member
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just a footnote

Deleted Member @ 14/05/2012 21:59

davidneale
In: London
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about the reins coming.

davidneale @ 14/05/2012 22:20

Deleted Member
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to long in the tooth for me

Deleted Member @ 14/05/2012 22:49

davidneale
In: London
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and too long in the saddle for me

davidneale @ 15/05/2012 07:18

AndySimmo
In: Portslade, Brigh
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Nothing i like more than going for a ride on my bike at galloping speed

AndySimmo @ 15/05/2012 09:36

Deleted Member
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getting the bit between your teeth

Deleted Member @ 15/05/2012 23:36

davidneale
In: London
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Only jockeying for position

davidneale @ 16/05/2012 05:41

centurion
In: Catterick Garris
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Have any of you guys considered working for the Darlington & Stockton Times ? Or do you already?

centurion @ 16/05/2012 10:54

davidneale
In: London
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Was considering the Horse and hound

davidneale @ 16/05/2012 12:36

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Neigh lads, stop your whinnying, a good dose of Epsom salts cure all, will have the chap back on his feet & galloping about in no time!!

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2012 23:44

davidneale
In: London
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That Epsoms salts can give you the trots.

davidneale @ 02/06/2012 23:54

mad munky
In: Hull
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Think he'd do better with a nice nurse giving him his oats

mad munky @ 12/06/2012 17:01

davidneale
In: London
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Will he need blinkers

davidneale @ 14/06/2012 17:48

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