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centurion
In: Catterick Garris
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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks..I pray he's rich and self-employed,And when I spend, won't be annoyed.Pull out my chair and hold my hand..Massage my feet and help me stand.Oh send a king to make me queen.A man who loves to cook and clean.I pray this man will love no other.And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac withbig tits who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. Thisdoesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

centurion @ 17/06/2012 07:14

justjerry
In: The Lizard
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justjerry @ 17/06/2012 09:49

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Brilliant poems centurion

Deleted Member @ 17/06/2012 12:39

Emzed
In: Pickering
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Cheers mate That made me smile Oh so true

Emzed @ 17/06/2012 17:18

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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till the rivers run dry,till the mountains fall,till hell freezes over,i await your call.............................might be mine or nicked can't remember!x

jinx57 @ 19/06/2012 10:21

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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there was a young priest from belgrade,who found a dead pro in a cave,he said"i know it's disgusting,but she only needs dusting ,and think of the money i'll save!"boom boom...................sorry!x

jinx57 @ 19/06/2012 10:24

Emzed
In: Pickering
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Must've been a necrophiliac Keeping love alive

Emzed @ 19/06/2012 13:42

justjerry
In: The Lizard
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A limericks form ain't complex
It's contents deal mainly with sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urges
And a wealth of erotic effects

I love a good limerick, me ...

There once was a prossie from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they'll pay to get in
They'll pay to get get out of it too

Wahey

justjerry @ 19/06/2012 19:18

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Ohhhh that's brilliant justjerry....gigling like crazy here ..

Deleted Member @ 26/06/2012 23:24

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Urgh! that's disgusting! GLUE?!

Sandi @ 30/06/2012 01:28

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Lmho@Sandi.......xx

Deleted Member @ 30/06/2012 15:09

Deleted Member
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Why did that turn blue by itself ?? xx

Deleted Member @ 30/06/2012 15:10

justjerry
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I think maybe everything's gonna turn blue in this thread

justjerry @ 30/06/2012 19:33

justjerry
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GJ - another one just for you;

I've got an old friend called McSweeney
He spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his girlfriend a martini

justjerry @ 30/06/2012 19:40

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Lololo... bet thats not all he slipped her

Deleted Member @ 19/08/2012 15:56

justjerry
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Since you like them....

There was a young fella from Gwent,Whose cock was so long that it bent,So to save himself trouble,He put it in double,And instead of coming he went.

justjerry @ 19/08/2012 16:27

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Giggling my head offf, brilliant ..

Deleted Member @ 19/08/2012 16:36

mad munky
In: Hull
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Today i caught a butterfly
I caught it by its toes
I put it in my handkerchief
And then I blew my nose

See they dont have to be rude!

mad munky @ 20/08/2012 07:45

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That's a first lol....Poor butterfly, drowned by a Monkey..

Deleted Member @ 20/08/2012 18:03

justjerry
In: The Lizard
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I wouldn't say all limericks are rude, here's the first one I ever learnt;

There was a young lassie called Bessy
Who travelled up north to see Nessie,
She slipped in some mud
And fell with a thud
So Nessie saw Bessy all messy

Learnt at about age 5

justjerry @ 20/08/2012 20:59

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