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wear clean underwear in public.. especially when working under yourvehicle... From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA.. only to have their car break down in the car park...
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car... The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car... On closer inspection.. she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis... Unfortunately..although the man was in shorts.. his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones...

Unable to stand the embarrassment.. she dutifully stepped forward.. quickly put her hand up his shorts.. and tucked everything back into place...

On regaining her feet.. she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching...

The AA mechanic.. however.. had to have three stitches in his forehead!!


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Absolutely dying laughing here!!



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rockchickeelicious @ 27/11/2012 16:38  

A clean underwear post from rc?.... *XK aint got long to live*

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Deleted Member @ 27/11/2012 17:41  

love it xxx
cant help thinking that's something i would have done thou lmao

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kaycat @ 27/11/2012 18:53  

Kay... An I thort u were a gud girl...(not)

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Deleted Member @ 27/11/2012 18:59  

lol xk .............true thou

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kaycat @ 27/11/2012 19:02  

Not wot sf says....

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Deleted Member @ 27/11/2012 19:23  

prob lhao at me

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kaycat @ 27/11/2012 19:40  

Moved this from General to Jokes forum. I saw this item as a joke some years ago, on the net. I would love to have seen her face, and the poor mechanics face

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Sandi @ 27/11/2012 21:26  

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