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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

How to make Love.

How to make Love. - Forums [Biker Match]

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Ragnar
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 soft, warm mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until wellcreamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeatsteps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullyafter use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town !

Ragnar @ 09/12/2012 18:36

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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i find slowly best........

jinx57 @ 09/12/2012 21:57

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Lmho...... Brilliant...

Deleted Member @ 10/12/2012 20:08

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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and there's me thinking it was 'How to make a MESS'

Sandi @ 11/12/2012 01:56

Nowgotabike
In: Crick
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LMAO - like it! Will have to try and remember that one lol!

Nowgotabike @ 11/12/2012 20:04

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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two frustrated red indian chiefs.....1st:HOW!!....2nd:ME KNOW HOW,WHEN???

jinx57 @ 11/12/2012 23:49

jinx57
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brokeback mountain....two word film review...YUP?....YEP!

jinx57 @ 11/12/2012 23:50

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