Competitive salary: We pay less than our competitors.Join our fast-paced company: We have no time to train you.Casual work atmosphere: We don't pay enough to expect you to dress up.Must be deadline-oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.Some overtime required: Some overtime each night and each weekend.Duties will vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.Must have an eye for detail: We have no quality control.Career-minded: Female applicants must be childless (and stay that way).Apply in person: If you're old, fat or ugly, you'll be told the position has been filled.No phonecalls please: We've filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality.Seeking candidates with a variety of work experiences: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.Problem-solving skills a must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.Requires team leadership skills: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.Good communications skills: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
This job ad' made me laugh
'Web Frontend Developer'
Why did it make me laugh? cos I read it as
Web-footed Developer
There is no hope for me, I've been to Specsavers TWICE and they henned up my script both times
Yours sincerely
Ms Magoo
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