Tune: Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? (Shania Twain)
Who's boots has your head been under?
Who's car did you steal I wonder?
Doing time will make you ponder, baby
Who's boots has your head been under?
Don't look so lonely, don't act so blue
You know you had it coming...you know it's true
I know about the meter, your little fixing game
I've seen you around the town, spending all your gain
Work in progress, unless anyone else can re-write the other verses? lol
Nope Holmfirthgirl you're not missing something, it's just me re-writing a song. Well it was begging for it lol
I could only manage the first 2 verses tho, I dried up after that
And whose lips have you been kissin
And whose ear did you stick your tongue in
Those ears sure need syringing
more wax than a hive with bees in
I heard that you've been sneakin' Around with some old tartyou`re not the man I fell for
you`ve a swinging brick for a heart
And I've seen you walkin'With long legs lydiaDid nobody tell you That she`s got chlamydia