Why They Teach Math in School (Written By A Very Wise Man In America)I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck. The guy had to drive on to the hard shoulder to avoid hitting the woman....This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman a single middle finger salute."Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:I drive 48 miles each way to work.That's 96 miles every day.Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.Statistically, females drive half of these.That's 18,000 women drivers!In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.That's 642.According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.That's 449.According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.That's 98.And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.That's 33.According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.Give one the 'single middle finger salute'... I think not!
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