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Skyejan
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Churchill, when a female member of Parliament told him that were he her husband, she would feed him poison... Churchill replied that were he her husband, he would take it! Winston Churchill:Female MP says to Him: "Sir, you are drunk Churchill: "Yes Madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I will wake up sober"
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Without Googling, I think the second one was directed at Lady Astor.
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To an objectionable Wallasey barmaid - "Hasn't a house fallen on you yet?"
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Skyejan
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Joey05
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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork!" - Mae West
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Joey05
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"I am enclosing two tickets to my new play, bring a friend, if you have one!" George Bernad Shaw to Churchill
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To which, IIRC, the reply was-
"I look forward to attending your play's second night - if there is one."
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Skyejan
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"He's so ugly that when he appears on televison, Daleks hide behind the sofa." - Nick Hancock.
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Joey05
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" He was so mean, it even hurt him to go to the bathroom" Britt Ekland on Rod Stewart
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Amanda
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Groucho Marx Vs. A Contestant on “You Bet Your Life” Groucho: Why so many children? Contestant: Well, Groucho, I love my wife. Groucho: I love my cigar, but I take out of my mouth once in a while.
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kaycat
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me to a flasher ........dose that come in adult size
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception." - Groucho Marx. (Had to be, really.)
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Joey05
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Don't let your mind wander...it's too little to be out on its own..
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Amanda
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A British MP to Benjamin Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, sir," shot back Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
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Not so much an insult about an individual, but the advertising industry.
A letter to "Viz!" some time ago read something like this-
“How impressed I was by Joanna Lumley’s performance in the recent TV advertisement for British Gas. It was a major factor in my decision to change the energy supply to my kitchen. Of course, I’d been cooking with f***ing Duracell batteries before then, hadn’t I.”
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fantasia
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Me to one of my friend. You make me feel Intelligent. Friend answers smiling. Oh thank you ? I think.
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"You have a face like a million dollars. Green and wrinkled."
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I like to say Men are such idiots and I married their king
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