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Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

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You can GET chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can have chocolate in in public.
If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.

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Ragnar @ 20/11/2015 21:03  

I don't really think chocolate is better then sex, I just get more chocolate

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Ragnar @ 21/11/2015 21:09  

Dark then white

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Ragnar @ 23/11/2015 10:25  

Chocolate doesn't
Get headaches
get boring
Get tired
Lose interest
Go off with someone else

Chocolate always
Tastes nice
Looks good
Smells nice
Is always there when you want it


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Deleted Member @ 30/12/2019 21:09  

I suppose it depends heavily upon who you are eating chocolate with.🤔🙄😄

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Lindsay @ 14/01/2020 09:26  



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I suppose it depends heavily upon who you are eating chocolate with.🤔🙄😄...


and whether you prefer sweet or savory snacks

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Deleted Member @ 19/01/2020 14:38  

I love chocolate ... But I think the other option wins outright for the first time in many, many years!! 😉🤣😂🤣👍🏻🤫

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Lindsay @ 20/01/2020 09:58  

Depends on how often you eat chocolate

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GL Blue @ 20/01/2020 10:46  



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I love chocolate ... But I think the other option wins outright for the first time in many, many years!! 😉🤣😂🤣👍🏻🤫...


I concur completely Lindsay

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Deleted Member @ 20/01/2020 20:05  

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