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Adult Xmas!

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Scary
In: Somerset
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He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... He looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........ Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY!!!!! May I be the first to wish all those with dirty little minds a VERY MERRY XMAS....

Scary @ 10/12/2007 05:24

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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had me sweatin for a second there!happy crimble to yu to!xx

tangoman60 @ 10/12/2007 05:53

Nutkin68
In: Hull
Posts: 4203
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Brilliant Scary !! I'd like to wish everyone on the forum a very Merry Crimbo too xxx

Nutkin68 @ 10/12/2007 05:58

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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crikey cyber kissin! closest i will get i guess!!xx nutkin happy times

tangoman60 @ 10/12/2007 06:07

Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
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Don't leave me out.... XXXXX

Scary @ 10/12/2007 06:12

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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xxxxxxxthat's the second lot!!your greedy scary!

tangoman60 @ 10/12/2007 06:15

happy jack
In: chipping norton
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I DONT HAVE A DIRTY MIND BUT MERRY XMAS ANYWAY AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU.

happy jack @ 10/12/2007 16:29

derekhog
In: Whitechapel
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Very funny Sacry , Merry Xmas and a a happy new year to all XXXXXXXXX

derekhog @ 10/12/2007 16:35

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