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jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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If anybody would care to go sheep shagging anytime soon,just send me a PM,but bring your own wellies..and sheep,ewe can't be too careful...double adult sidecar available for the more shy amongst us,border collie with spiked collar available for sub/dom scenarios...very popular amongst Cumbrian/Gloucestershire rams...Baaaack soon

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 17:28

TheSlasher
In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318
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Is this a private club or can anybody join....?? Watch out for animalistic members or maybe animal lovers.....

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 18:07

Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
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I do hope that this won't be a baaackward move but I suppose ewe will only know once ewe've dipped ya toe in!

I hope membership fees won't fleece me 😳

Lindsay @ 29/12/2018 18:31

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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Terms and conditions apply:rams and sheep both viable,subject to availability,only rear hooves are allowed into wellington legs,lipstick not allowed unless bright scarlet,same applies to sheep,sarcoptic mange mites not allowed in any circumstances,shearing is permitted but only down to grade 2's...pto(a useful phrase,politeness costs nothing) :)>

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:32

Double six
In: South Kirkby
Posts: 6931
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Jinx, I was thinking of starting a "specialist society", perhaps we could amalgamate. We could call it the "Ovine, Bovine, Leather and Rubber Grommet Fillers Association". What do you reckon?

Double six @ 29/12/2018 18:34

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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How About...Field,Udder,Cattle,Kilts ...In Tobermoray??

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:37

Double six
In: South Kirkby
Posts: 6931
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Works for me.

Double six @ 29/12/2018 18:38

Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
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Second time today that I'm lost for words ... 😂😂😂😂

Lindsay @ 29/12/2018 18:41

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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Cat got your tongue?? and you think I'M weird......lol

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:43

Deleted Member
In: NA
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No wonder all them deer start jumping hedges when they see you coming.

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 18:50

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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Stag parties are like that,Yarg....it's the pretty ones i'm after,lol

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:57

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Poor Rudolph.

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 18:58

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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My 955i Speed Triple is called Rudolph,i'll have you know....cheek..:)>

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:02

TheSlasher
In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318
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Wonder what the patches will look like...

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 19:03

TheSlasher
In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318
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Looooove the accordingly chosen profile picture....

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 19:04

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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Green...like the grass stains on my knees....ewe should have guessed...!! And made of wool,naturally..lol

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:07

Deleted Member
In: NA
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That's what I meant.
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My 955i Speed Triple is called Rudolph,i'll have you know....cheek..:)>

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 19:11

TheSlasher
In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318
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I always seem to end up with brown mud stains rather than green... Does that mean the grass is greener there?

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 19:12

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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I'm just not pushing so hard....hahaha

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:14

Deleted Member
In: NA
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No it means you,re dirtier than you think.

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 19:15

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