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Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346
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As some of you know, I hate stupid people. I think they should walk round with a sign saying "I'm stupid!"
And boy have I had some good ones of late

I walk into the lounge and say to my mother, "It's raining."
She say's, "Where outside?"
Here's your sign!

This one actually happened near me!
There's a hold up on the road as a lorry is wedged under a bridge.
Policeman say to truck driver, "You get ya truck stuck?"
Truck driver says, "No, I was delivering the here bridge and I ran outta gas."
Here's your sign!

Anyone else have any "Here's your sign" moments?

Moxey77 @ 05/10/2006 11:29

Matt
In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054
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my life! lol. I will write a biography for you lol

Matt @ 05/10/2006 13:40

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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ohhhhhh can i have ur autograph now

RC @ 05/10/2006 13:59

storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
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errrr someone can relate to this... stops horse an rider an asks "am i going the right way?".............. horse rider "depends where you want to go " ring any bells with anyone !!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahha

storm @ 05/10/2006 16:41

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<, is sayin nothing pmsl

RC @ 05/10/2006 17:00

rubecula
In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991
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Had one just today on ferry home from IOM. Half way accross I heard "Is this the right ferry to Liverpool?" What she gonna do get off and go back if it isn't the right one?

rubecula @ 06/10/2006 12:25

storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
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hahahahahah rube priceless

storm @ 06/10/2006 14:07

kay
In: lincoln
Posts: 225
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CATHERINE TATE SHOW When she was dressed as 'gran', her and her grandson went into the £1 shop, EVERYTHING she picked up, she asked 'ow muchs that then? to which grandson replies "£1 gran". when she took some jars up to the counter and asked for a carrier to put the jars in the assistant said £1.1p, she says" f---king liberty"! i love the gran sketches,lol

kay @ 06/10/2006 14:49

rubecula
In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991
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lol Thats great, reminds me of my gran.

rubecula @ 06/10/2006 15:09

firebladekid
In: norwich
Posts: 735
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hey dude if you hate stuiped people you'd kill me . got loads of stuff like that hapened to me but its great to know its not just me cheers dude

firebladekid @ 06/10/2006 17:04

SEAN ZXR750H1
In: ALFRETON
Posts: 160
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GUESS THE ULTIMATE STUPID SAYING IS AS YOU PICK YOURSELF UP OF THE FLOOR AND SURVEY YOUR WRECKED PRIDE AND JOY THE ARSEHOLE WHO SAYS "SORRY MATE I DID NOT SEE YOU " OH GREAT AND GOOD TO KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT DELIBERATELY

SEAN ZXR750H1 @ 06/10/2006 19:12

rubecula
In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991
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Yeah I'll go along with that.... and "but officer he came out of nowhere." No I didn't mate I came up the bloody street like everyone else.

rubecula @ 06/10/2006 19:39

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2183
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if i had a quid for some of the stupid questions I get asked at work everyday I wouldnt have to go there any more

Oggy @ 08/10/2006 09:15

Matt
In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054
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RE: Accidents. When the woman who knocked me off my bike spoke to the officer, she said that she didn't see me, then said that i came out of nowhere. Can't be both surely? lol

Matt @ 09/10/2006 11:51

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346
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That nowhere is a strange place matey.

Moxey77 @ 09/10/2006 12:42

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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RC @ 09/10/2006 12:56

Di
In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452
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Biker in Northants lost his life a couple of days ago........someone went into him head on after pulling out to overtake. Getting charged with causing death by dangerous driving...........bloke didn't stand a chance bless 'im. Only 35.

Di @ 09/10/2006 13:29

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346
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Not good Diane, condolences to hie friends and family
R.I.P

Moxey77 @ 09/10/2006 16:54

Sexysmirnoff
In: Dudley
Posts: 1510
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thats not gud sad to hear off anyone passing away chrissy jjinx lost a freind on his bike a few weeks back he was 34 i think its a shame to think of anyone losin there life like that x

Sexysmirnoff @ 09/10/2006 18:08

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