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Take care on the roads this time of year, this weather nearly caused my divorce!!
Whilst out riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,
"I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the bike, I guess."

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Philswanz @ 08/05/2021 09:08  

🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

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Take care on the roads this time of year, this weather nearly caused my divorce!!
Whilst out riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging ...

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DiBrown @ 08/05/2021 09:57  

Made me laugh out loud !! Thank you for cheering me up on this cold , rainy , dreary day 😆😆😆

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Deleted Member @ 08/05/2021 12:07  

You b*****d!! You said, you walked miles to get help?? I was stuck in that ditch for hours!!!!! The wife, not!! 😆 🤣 😂

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Rebel Belle @ 08/05/2021 14:44  

Now that made me chortle 🤣😂🤭

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Lindsay @ 08/05/2021 16:55  

Chortle? Normally you titter linz.

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Double six @ 08/05/2021 17:14  

I've used up all my titters for this week.😏

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Lindsay @ 08/05/2021 17:21  



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Take care on the roads this time of year, this weather nearly caused my divorce!!
Whilst out riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging ...

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Philswanz @ 09/05/2021 19:29  

😁 no problem

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Philswanz @ 09/05/2021 19:31  

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