Hi Matt! As a newbie I find that sort of information quite useful.... but then I collect vintage spaghetti and don't get out much....
p.s. I would have chuckled at Scary's remark if she had said measurementS (i.e. plural) but as she said measuremenT I just feel... I dunno... kind of unsettled... and maybe a little vulnerable. Hope you remain unaffected, Matt...
you get used to her, kinda start blocking it all our after a while. It's very easy to do, i've lot of practice now. lol.
Scary - they're OUR collective statistics :-)
I was once told that 85% of statistics are ficticious, 65% are true and 95% are neither.
These are actual statistics taken from a survey of 1000 politicians..
lol @ Matt! (My middle name is Hee!!)
I just find that laughter is the best cure for everything... unless you are diabetic, in which case insulin is probably your best bet.
Scary - I found that most of my encounters with the fairer sex end up with me in A&E... either having something removed or re-attached.
grrrrr @ Scary!! (and also a little chuckle)
I know all about birds and bees thank you very much!!
Hang on... birds have two legs...hmmmmm
One thing I never understood about the birds and the bees.... bees are quite small and some birds, like ostriches are quite big so how do they....you know... together....
*tries to work it out on a sketch pad*
Ostrich meat was on the F word last night. I had an ostrich burger at a fair near Aviemore a couple of years ago - it was very nice.
(Although maybe not for the ostrich.)
In answer to your question TeeCee (The Most Effectual), I have no idea how bees get it on with birds. Or indeed how birds get it on with bees.
I'm sure if a bird and a bee were truely in love they would find a way to overcome any obsticle...
Hahaha for a minute you thought Scary had gone soft!!!!
Never Bee's have big stingers if they can penetrate humans they can penetrate birds!!