Yep, count me out too - not my scene....
Although a woman did once ask me for a double entendre so I gave her one...
And her friend was a sound technician so I gave her one too... one... one too...
(the oldies are the goodies! )
wow - I remember THAT night!!
My skin felt soooo smooth for days after all that oil... but it brought out some spots on my thighs for some reason......
(prefer to not cover everything unless oil is being used, otherwise if feels like you are on a cellophaned sandwich...)
oh - think of sumfing smutty...
and....er... I prefer a nice roll?
orgy...someone mention an orgy???? I went to an orgy once, there was lots of cream & jelly....
oh, sorry that was a tea party...damm, I must remember not to get them two confused!!!
Most orgies I was involved in ended with a nice scream...
(There was another version I was going to type but remembered the caveat about the Mods...).
As for the jelly, that was only needed in the fifth hour.. but we didn't eat it!!
mmm, with our choice in clothing we are the last people to comment on smut! lol Anyhow there really is nothing to see, is that the best you lot can do........... COME ON make my moderating day!!! roflmao
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