An alcoholic, a chain smoker and a homsexual go to the doctors.
Doc says "if any of you indulge one more time you will die!".
As they walk home they pass a bar. The alcoholic rushes in has a shot of whisky and falls of his stool, stone cold dead.
His friends are shocked. As they walk along they happen upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning.
The homosexual looks at the chain smoker and says "if you bend over to pick that up we're both dead"!!
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