I made myself some chicken butties yesterday for work which i promptly left at home. So i decided to have them for my lunch today. my stomach is making some disagreeable noises and a comfort break is imminent. I feel like i am going to die. i had the yogurt too that had been sitting on the worktop with the sandwiches. I commend my soul to any god that can find it. and as i have said before in another thread i am working late tonight. think i will be keeping a clear path to the loo.
Any sugestions to speed up my dimise???
Any god?
I have a 6' 7", 23st gay friend, who claims to be the God of Sexual Depravity... Last seen dressed as a cherub with wings, high heels, posing pouch and 2' black double-ended dildo, while passing out free shots of tequilla in order to help promote a new nightclub in the town centre.....
Will that god do?
As for speeding up your demise... Ex-Lax!!!! Melt lots of that in a pan, adding handfuls of dried prunes and apricots. When the pan is full, allow to cool & set.
Ensure all personnel have been evacuated from buildings within a 2 mile radius......
Then eat the lot!!!!
If you think you're about to get it bad, put yourself in this guy's situation:
http://www.singletrackworld.com/for...618
Get youself admitted to Aintree Hospital and it could even be you...
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