Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
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I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
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I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
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Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
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I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so much as he staggered out the door.
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Stupid cow..........why else would I buy fu@~#n dog food??
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