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Karey
In: Barnsley
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the Buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.' The nurse replied, 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your balls are under your pillow.' MEN NEVER LISTEN

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the Buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.' The nurse replied, 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your balls are under your pillow.' MEN NEVER LISTEN

Karey @ 16/11/2008 20:31

Wills
In: New Brighton
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That brought water to my eyes.

Wills @ 16/11/2008 20:39

Deleted Member
In: NA
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There are some things best left to the ladies...

Deleted Member @ 16/11/2008 20:42

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Another good'un Yorkney!x

Triumph_Sy @ 16/11/2008 23:42

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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pmsl.. at u guys... !! and THANKS Arfa sixpence... still finkin of sumfin... hmmm wot wiv u ...and XK callin me Barmy... a girl cud get a complex hahaha x

Karey @ 16/11/2008 23:59

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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lol at gettin a complex!..... Wouldn't tease you if i thought you couldn't handle it:o) NO WAY you're gonna come up with owt better though!x

Triumph_Sy @ 17/11/2008 00:04

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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ahhh i can handle it ... and dunt underestimate the power of a woman... x

Karey @ 17/11/2008 00:07

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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Especially a Yorkney hey!!!LMAO!!

Triumph_Sy @ 17/11/2008 00:09

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
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Nice on karey !!! Love that "typical men always touching things they arnt supposed to" without asking that is.

pony123 @ 17/11/2008 14:48

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Does SP have to ask first?

Deleted Member @ 17/11/2008 15:05

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
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NO I DONT

SP @ 17/11/2008 16:42

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
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now, now boys, you know a lady never discusses her private life. SP. dont kiss and tell.!!!!

pony123 @ 18/11/2008 09:24

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
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now, now boys, you know a lady never discusses her private life. SP. dont kiss and tell.!!!!

pony123 @ 18/11/2008 09:24

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
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No way am i going to kiss and tell XKLYBR...

SP @ 18/11/2008 11:10

Deleted Member
In: NA
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And NO WAY am I going to let u kiss me!!!

Deleted Member @ 18/11/2008 11:21

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
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Now we got that sorted..... still friends.. XX

SP @ 18/11/2008 16:25

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Deleted Member @ 18/11/2008 16:26

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
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Im sure there is something definately weird about you two.

pony123 @ 18/11/2008 23:23

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
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XK don't tell her, let her keep guessing.

SP @ 18/11/2008 23:26

Deleted Member
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Fancy that - weirdo's on BikerMatch!

Deleted Member @ 19/11/2008 10:12

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