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Saw this and fell about.

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rubecula
In: Holyhead
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An 80yr old couple were seen bonking furiously up against a fence. For 40 minutes they bonked like bastards. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. "Christ" she said "you didnt bonk me like that 50 years ago!" To which the old man replied "50 years ago that fence wasnt fecking electric"_________________

rubecula @ 24/11/2006 07:27

mistybabe1
In: wakefield
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mistybabe1 @ 24/11/2006 07:28

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Glad you liked it too..... I am sure someone will tell me my sense of humour is warped. Shut up RC!!!! You too Storm!!!!! And Di don't say a word.

rubecula @ 24/11/2006 07:31

storm
In: derbyshire
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ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT RECALLING ONE OF YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES RUBE ??????????????? IM SURE I SAW THAT ARTICLE AND THE COUPLE WHERE FROM WALES BUT ORIGIONALLY FROM LIVERPOOL !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

storm @ 24/11/2006 10:11

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Me! Say anything! Never!! Quiet as a little tiny diddy mouse, that's me.....................

Di @ 24/11/2006 13:47

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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I knew it.......... Storm and Di having a go...... now where is RC? Bet she is creeping up un noticed to get me by surprise.

rubecula @ 24/11/2006 20:18

crafty gwen
In: Derby
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RC might not be here yet BUT I Am pmsl nice to read a true tale Rube pmsl .

crafty gwen @ 25/11/2006 05:33

Blackwingbandit120
In: Rotherham
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Rube your sense of humour is not warpped it's just on a different wave length to most people,but the good thing is mine is also warpped so don't feel bad.ARRR pointy thing sorry mate got to go WEEEEEEEEEEE

Blackwingbandit120 @ 25/11/2006 06:56

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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OMG dunno which is worse............. women having a go .... or BWB supporting me. Now if I am in time I can just catch the next bus.......... got a nice bit of road to throw myself under it.

rubecula @ 25/11/2006 07:09

storm
In: derbyshire
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hope you pick a piece with no pot holes on it cos skin is harder to clean when its been plastered into a hole !!!!!! and try an miss the grates cos it will take weeks for thee bruising to go an you will be left with lines across ya butt

storm @ 25/11/2006 17:22

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Wonderful piece of sympathy there from Storm...... she loves me really you know..................... (Bet she can't wait to get her hands round my throat in fact)

rubecula @ 25/11/2006 19:09

storm
In: derbyshire
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nope am looking forward to that rube !!!!!

storm @ 26/11/2006 14:43

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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See.......... and people think she is just a mild gentle soul....... when in reality she is really Lex Luther in a wig.

rubecula @ 26/11/2006 15:41

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Think the BIG mistake might have been calling her Lex Luther hun................................

Di @ 26/11/2006 16:02

storm
In: derbyshire
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lois lane (might have splet that wrong!!! first not second bit) might have won you a few brownie points rube but lex luther you pushin ya luck matey !!!

storm @ 26/11/2006 16:48

storm
In: derbyshire
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shit put splelling wrong and splet spelt wrong !!!!

storm @ 26/11/2006 16:48

storm
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shit am givin up on this one !!!!! bloody dislexia !!!!

storm @ 26/11/2006 16:49

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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dyslexia???? Learn to type with both hands hon.... rofl bet you would give your right arm to be ambidexterous

rubecula @ 26/11/2006 18:14

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