These classified ads were really put in the paper>>>> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.> 8 years old. Hateful little bast**d. Bites!>> FREE PUPPIES> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.>> FREE PUPPIES.> Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.> Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single> bound.>> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.> Looks like a rat. Been out a while.> Better be a big reward.>> COWS,: NEVER BRED.> Also 1 gay bull for sale.>> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!> Must sell washer and dryer £100.>> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .> Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.>> And the best one:>> FOR SALE BY OWNER.> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.> Excellent condition.> £20 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last> month. Wife knows everything.