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What saying makes you smile?

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What saying makes you smile?

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hdbabe
In: Banbury
Posts: 68
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I have a sticker on my helmet that says "if it has testicles or tyres it will give you problems" and one on my screen saver that says "Great love and great achivements involve great risk, just live your dream" I wondered what saying other people have that make them smile

hdbabe @ 21/03/2009 17:20

Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
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I have a sticker on my car that says " Well behaved women never make history"

Scary @ 21/03/2009 17:26

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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If your grandparents never had children chances are you won't either

Sandi @ 21/03/2009 18:06

Emzed
In: Pickering
Posts: 7151
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Thats cryptic Kwak I have a sticker on my top box with a union flag on it (British not yank) It says "IF THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU WHY NOT CONSIDER MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY" And NO I'm not a member of the BNP

Emzed @ 21/03/2009 19:11

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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One of mine "You Dont Have To Understand Me,Just Love Me"

Deleted Member @ 21/03/2009 19:24

Dragon13
In: Billingshurst
Posts: 299
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"Old bikers never die..........our leathers just get tighter!"

Dragon13 @ 21/03/2009 19:30

hdbabe
In: Banbury
Posts: 68
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It's not PMT, I'm just a bitch!!!!

hdbabe @ 21/03/2009 19:55

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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'the little voices don't like you'

Deleted Member @ 21/03/2009 20:46

micksaway
In: Weymouth
Posts: 1030
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If it Flies Floates or F**ks. Rent it!! Only speak if you can improve on silence

micksaway @ 21/03/2009 22:25

Emzed
In: Pickering
Posts: 7151
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Touche' mon ami

Emzed @ 21/03/2009 22:30

prof
In: Bradford
Posts: 601
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"Well I'll go t'foot of our stairs" I have spent most of my life wondering what the hell it means, why would you go to the bottom of the stairs when you are surprised at something?

prof @ 21/03/2009 23:39

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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There are two types of people in this world. Those that pick you up when your down,and those that put you there in the first place.

Deleted Member @ 22/03/2009 03:29

Holmfirthgirl
In: Larkfield
Posts: 3156
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Courtesy of Douglas Adams: "A common mistake people make when designing something foolproof, was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools!"

Holmfirthgirl @ 23/03/2009 07:42

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
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"the little voices don't like you" ... lol. I like that. If you want to get rid of a door to door salesman, wait until they've done their initial blurb and then with a big smile on your face say loudly "Mummy's not home right now, but I like elephants!" Ok, this may not work too well if the salesman is there to sell elephants. I had a sticker on the back of a VFR750 which read "If you're close enough to read this, then you're speeding!"

geoffb2005 @ 23/03/2009 07:49

vinnie
In: Harrogate
Posts: 304
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Never rub another man's rhubarb.

That's got to be jelly coz jam don't shake.

Time fly's like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

and

we're the Sweeny son and we haven't had any dinner.

vinnie @ 23/03/2009 08:46

maxnod
In: Swanwick
Posts: 441
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There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

maxnod @ 23/03/2009 10:48

maxnod
In: Swanwick
Posts: 441
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Hold the candle, mother, while I shave the chicken's legs.

maxnod @ 23/03/2009 10:50

maxnod
In: Swanwick
Posts: 441
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If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear. GGRRRRRR!!!!!

maxnod @ 23/03/2009 11:00

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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''your place or mine'' not that it ever get's heard now!!

tangoman60 @ 23/03/2009 11:03

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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"i'm smiling,that alone should scare you"

Deleted Member @ 23/03/2009 14:56

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