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Blondes again...........

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rubecula
In: Holyhead
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A True Story . . . Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. (REMEMBER, this is TRUE) Under the boat, still strapped securely in place was the trailer

rubecula @ 03/12/2006 06:25

Di
In: Wellingborough
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No! Not even i could mess up like that

Di @ 03/12/2006 06:36

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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besides you don't have a Bayliner lol

rubecula @ 03/12/2006 06:50

Di
In: Wellingborough
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How do you know?

Di @ 03/12/2006 06:53

nakedangel68
In: Eastbourne
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speaking of blondes - i hope you can listent o this http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/nakedangel68/?a...destar.flv

nakedangel68 @ 03/12/2006 08:02

Di
In: Wellingborough
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somebody help me up off the floor please, that is one of the funniest things i have heard

Di @ 03/12/2006 08:18

mistybabe1
In: wakefield
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hi Lol but blondes have more fun dont they say lol

mistybabe1 @ 03/12/2006 08:47

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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In that case, maybe I should dye my hair???

Moxey77 @ 03/12/2006 08:55

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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NA.............. good god I'm having a heart attack after that. Not laughed so much in ages. Brilliant, just brilliant.

rubecula @ 03/12/2006 11:08

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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another classic lol

Oggy @ 04/12/2006 17:00

crafty gwen
In: Derby
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At 2ws with blonde hair ( sorry hun love u really ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

crafty gwen @ 05/12/2006 03:44

nakedangel68
In: Eastbourne
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A couple were on a driving holiday through deepest Wales, and passed through the town named'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'. They were obviously having trouble trying to say the word and neither really knew the correct Welsh pronunciation. So, they decided to stop for lunch in the town, and maybe ask a local to say the name properly. As they sat in the restaurant, the husband leaned over to talk to a young blonde girl sitting at the next table. "Excuse me" said the man. "We were wondering if you could tell us the name of where we are. Could you pronounce it really slowly? Would you mind?" The young blonde looked at the man in a slightly bemused way, leaned over towards him and said..."Burrrrrr...Gurrrrrr...Kiiiiiinnng"

nakedangel68 @ 05/12/2006 12:39

RC
In: Derbyshire
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RC @ 05/12/2006 12:49

storm
In: derbyshire
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right rube im goin to be rearly blonde now but why would she want to get a boat on a plane ???? i get the trailer but not the plane thing !!! is it a yachting term or oceananic term or am i just missing part of the joke /?????? soz to let the gals down here but not got a clue i bet others havent either but dare not ask !!!!! hehheheheh

storm @ 08/12/2006 17:56

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Storm............... I am sure I said Bayliner............ not airliner

rubecula @ 10/12/2006 20:10

Di
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Di @ 11/12/2006 04:37

RC
In: Derbyshire
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well storm is blonde after all soz mate luvs ya really

RC @ 12/12/2006 04:06

storm
In: derbyshire
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yep cool rube but whats a bayliner ???? durrrrrr

storm @ 12/12/2006 05:17

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Bayliner is to motorboats what Cadillac is to cars...... big pricey yank tanks.

rubecula @ 12/12/2006 11:22

RC
In: Derbyshire
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she will still be none the wiser mate lol

RC @ 12/12/2006 12:24

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