I have to admit that I have yet to guild a man anywhere, now if you are talking about guiding a man in....................................Oh, and I can not only park a car, but also a pickup.......and a telehandler even when loaded with hay bales! *Trundles off to find a rope*
Certainy you can watch...........after all, must set an example! As to the gelding..........I was unaware that there was any gelding planned but I do think that if he was guilded as he previously suggested, it would be better to do it after the lynching, as he would then look a bit like an Oscar statue!
And whilst I'm on the subject, we all know that men generally have better spacial awareness, (after all they have to find the often rather small object, for insertion into the hole, in the dark), however I've yet to see one who can park the car whilst simultaneously controlling the children, applying make-up and deciding what to cook for dinner!
Yeah thats true but thats women's jobs yer shoppin, cleanin, ironin, cookin, face slap, kids, so you should be able to park better in yer Tesco carpark!!!!
i'm going to get linched for this but ; why is it a women can guild a man into a half inch hole in the dark but can't park a car in broad daylight
Which 'half inch hole' would that be? *halo smiley*
and if he needs 'guiding' gawd help the woman
one up the bum no harm done!! i loved the office[or is that orifice!]finchy[the salesman] being my favourite character *think's, could be banned for this but wtf!i'm past carin!*
so you should be able to park better in yer Tesco carpark!!!!
What is it that possesses people to back into a space in said car park? You see them trundling back with their trolley, packed with enough grub to feed an army for a month... then light dawns that they might *actually* have to walk the length of their motor, carrying the shopping bag by bag, so they trundle it between the parked cars *bash* *scrape*
Ye gads. Is it SO tough to reverse OUT of a space?
And this is by no means an activity reserved for eejit women - idiocy is indiscriminate!
Too true WB, I think they must be tryin to impress other shopper/drivers with their reversing skills
I go shopping on me bike so dont av that problem
Em