A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When her turn came she rolled the dice and landed on 'Science & Nature'.Her question was:"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"She thought for a long while and then asked: "Is it on or off?"
A blond in a sports car gets flagged down by a blond traffic cop , on stopping shes asked to produce her drivers license and says to the cop i must have one somewhere in my bag , what does it look like ? the cop shaking her head says its small ,rectangular and has your picture on it , scratching around in her handbag the blond in the car pulls out her compactor sees herself in it and gives it to the cop , on studying the picture the cop says , you can go... but why didnt you just say you're an off duty cop !!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A
little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and
again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again,
marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
My mum says things that makes other 'blondes' seem intelligent, aww bless her, she's the 'blonde' the first joke was made about.
Mum dialled a phone number and the person on the other end told her she'd got the wrong number, mum said, dead serious
.... wait for it....
"you'd think they wouldn't answer it if it's the wrong number"
Once, when I was a lot younger, mum and me played I Spy, she said 'S' I went thro every S I could think of, in and OUT of the room lol guess what the word was...
...Ceiling!
PML
My two daughters , both in their early 30's are blonds and i love them to bits , but boy..can they come out with the strangest things sometimes ...ha ha , i'm sure they also think i'm a headcase at times. lol