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Karey
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CHICKEN SURPRISEA couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise.'The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, and explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'You're going to love this..................<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> You're going to hate yourself for loving this!!.............<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> <o:p> </o:p> Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, I bring you Peeking Duck<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p>

CHICKEN SURPRISEA couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise.'The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, and explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'You're going to love this..................<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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You're going to hate yourself for loving this!!.............<o:p></o:p>
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Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, I bring you Peeking Duck<o:p></o:p>
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Karey @ 15/06/2009 14:29

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lol karey

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Deleted Member @ 15/06/2009 14:31

drobess
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god kaz thats baddddddddddddddd, funny tho

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drobess @ 15/06/2009 14:45

Karey
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hahaha...thanks Ian and Tracey I've just nearly made a very significant booboo!! I was sending out an email to a client requesting information on courses and pasted what I thought was the relevant info.. only it was the Chicken Surprise!!!!! LMFAO ... i VERY nearly sent it ... phew! methinks I oughta concentrate more.. (Well too many ppl on hols ..we're short-staffed .grrrrrrr)

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Karey @ 15/06/2009 15:01