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: Fwd: The Devil made me send this <?fontfamily><?param Times New Roman><?bigger><?bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Times New Roman><?bigger><?bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>An old lady dies and goes to heaven.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger> <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'You can't go there,' says St. Peter.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'Maybe so,' says the old lady, 'but I've already got the holes for that..'

: Fwd: The Devil made me send this
<?fontfamily><?param Times New Roman><?bigger><?bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Times New Roman><?bigger><?bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>An old lady dies and goes to heaven.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling  screams.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'It's only someone  having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger> <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'She's just having her head  drilled to fit the halo.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'You can't go there,' says St. Peter.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>'Maybe so,' says the  old lady, 'but I've already got the holes for that..'

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