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Gloria Gaynor never sang this.......

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rubecula
In: Holyhead
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that longThat I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you've given me a fry!I should have known that it was all sh1tjust a sad pathetic dream.Should have known there was no Cobra lurking in those LEVI jeans!Go on now - go, walk out the doorDon't promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out!?Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!![Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loudWhen I saw your little pecker standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needsNow I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!Hey! Hey!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that longThat I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you've given me a fry!I should have known that it was all sh1tjust a sad pathetic dream.Should have known there was no Cobra lurking in those LEVI jeans!Go on now - go, walk out the doorDon't promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out!?Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!![Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loudWhen I saw your little pecker standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needsNow I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!Hey! Hey!

rubecula @ 17/01/2007 19:06

crafty gwen
In: Derby
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crafty gwen @ 18/01/2007 04:52

chrissyjinx
In: Oldbury, near Br
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Nice one Rube

chrissyjinx @ 18/01/2007 07:40

RC
In: Derbyshire
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very good rube

RC @ 18/01/2007 09:01

storm
In: derbyshire
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brill rube dont know where you find them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

storm @ 18/01/2007 10:12

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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oh here and there.... here and there.....

rubecula @ 18/01/2007 19:59

RC
In: Derbyshire
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and there and here lmao

RC @ 19/01/2007 05:05

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Very good Rube!

Moxey77 @ 19/01/2007 14:32

Di
In: Wellingborough
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rubes been to the ann summers shop again!!!!

Di @ 19/01/2007 16:00

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Yeah but they don't let me in... can I come to one of the parties when you girls have one?

rubecula @ 19/01/2007 20:29

crafty gwen
In: Derby
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NO

crafty gwen @ 20/01/2007 01:01

RC
In: Derbyshire
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yeah if you will be the model!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RC @ 20/01/2007 05:57

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Model? what kind of model? Airfix?

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 08:46

RC
In: Derbyshire
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nooooooooooo a ann summers model

RC @ 20/01/2007 10:28

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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I don't know what that is... never seen an Ann Summers party for some reason ROFL

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 11:58

storm
In: derbyshire
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this may be very interesting then, count me in if rubes never seen one then im goin just to see him in the ann summers get up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

storm @ 20/01/2007 12:09

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Could this be an embarrassing moment?

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 12:13

storm
In: derbyshire
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i wouldnt know rube i always shut my eyes at the crude bits !!!!!!!!!!

storm @ 20/01/2007 12:27

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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LOL I bet you do..............

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 12:57

RC
In: Derbyshire
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yeah right storm u will tell us owt

RC @ 20/01/2007 14:17

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