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1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.4) Go Ahead:...This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.7) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.8) Whatever:Is a woman's way of suggesting that you don’t know what you are talking about, and capable of even less!9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN! <ABBR class=timestamp title="Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:41:57 -0800"></ABBR>

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Nutkin68 @ 17/11/2009 21:57  

Yep,can vouch for all of that

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Wraith750 @ 17/11/2009 21:59  

1)Fine


Used by men when they're sick of hearing it and can't be arsed to argue any more


Come on lads we need back up, whose got number 2 ???

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RustyKnight @ 17/11/2009 22:11  

2 of course dear .....is the perfect answer to all female questions ( runs for cover )

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 22:14  

3: "of course darling" : the perfect answer to give to all male questions, especially when he thinks the idea is his

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Nutkin68 @ 17/11/2009 22:17  

2) Five minutes: this means five minutes. If we were going to take half an hour then we'll say half an hour.

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geoffb2005 @ 17/11/2009 22:17  

"No" seems to be the most common one used towards me!!!

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 22:20  

that is so good lmao " Honestly I'm fine !!!" is another one

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 22:57  

"ive got a headache" crops up often

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 23:00  

And how many blokes have had to sell new bikes becouse "buy what you F***kin want" doesn't mean what it should.

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bluesbiker @ 17/11/2009 23:09  

Also applys to fishing gear blues!!

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 23:12  

My absolute favourite is - There is the door sweetheart - Ta ta (coat, hat and gloves firmly on and running like a bitch) LOL

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Throttle Jockey @ 17/11/2009 23:49  

'Running like a bitch' How do they run? lol I'm a bit disappointed about the negative comments made about women. We're not all the same, *waits for wise guy to say 'no, some are worse'*

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Sandi @ 18/11/2009 12:37  

I'll be home early! my routine retort..lol

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excalibur @ 18/11/2009 12:56  

number 10: does my bum look big in this??? please note if you are going to answer this honestly have your suitcase in one hand & your passport in the other

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mandi jay @ 18/11/2009 17:32  

although i find this very funny and mostly true i now have the advantage f being single !!! therefore i only have my own little voices to argue with if only the women would say what they mean i might not be single !!! lol

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bigned @ 18/11/2009 17:40  

ditto

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mandi jay @ 18/11/2009 17:42  

The Question " which do you like best, this on or the other one?" Doesn't have a correct answer.

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bluesbiker @ 18/11/2009 18:39  

he he ...............can of worms here me thinks lol!!! now Im happily single right now so dont have to worry to much about it either but dont you think it strange when men say things they dont mean either..................like.............."trust me" or "would I say/do that to you....?".................unfortunately more often than not I found out this means you cant trust em with a barge pole and yes, damn right they would lmao!!!...............he he does this mean actions really do speak louder than words!!???? ............I rest my case , touche lol!!!

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babyharley @ 18/11/2009 19:41  

correct options.......... start complimentary and end complimentary ie. "you look absolutely stunning in either babe " you just need abit of coaching bluesbiker ......

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clarissa @ 18/11/2009 19:46  

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