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One for the fellas......

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10 Recommendations Made By Men to Women Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one. Please don't drive when you're not driving. When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine. What do you mean, "leering?" She's obstructing my view. When I'm turning the wheel and the car is heading for the slip road, saying, 'Oh, this is our exit, dearest,' is not really necessary. When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appal myself. "Sports Report" starts at 5pm on a Saturday and runs for one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your mother. If we see each other in the morning and at night, why phone me at work? You probably don't want to know what I'm thinking about. Never buy a "new" brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

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Nutkin68 @ 18/11/2009 18:44  

ah a woman that understands men !!! now that is rare !!! not that hard tho eh nutkin ??? not bothered bout the spors bit tho ! where did u say u were from ???

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bigned @ 18/11/2009 19:01  

well bigned we like you to think we understand you.....................not always easy to actually put it into practice though..................especially as you're on a different planet to us most of the time lol! ......its those littel differences between the sexes that make it so interesting and entertaining tho not to mention challenging dont you think lmao!!

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babyharley @ 18/11/2009 19:34  

I got the best o both worlds.............................. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha Go figure ?? !!!! lol

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46Rossi @ 18/11/2009 20:27  

SHIM ! lol

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WheelyNealy @ 18/11/2009 20:28  

the mind of the squirrel's boggled..........

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Nutkin68 @ 18/11/2009 20:35  

Me too

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 02:52  

The one you forgot Nuts is this; 11. Farting is natural. Get used to it.

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geoffb2005 @ 21/11/2009 09:21  

12 . Don't tell me i am lost , when i am merely taking a different route !!

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fastjock @ 25/11/2009 12:01  

Have you got enough extensions for your chimney sweep's brush dear.

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Deleted Member @ 25/11/2009 17:03  

Nice one FJ. 13. Just because I don't steal the covers at night, does not mean I don't need them!

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geoffb2005 @ 25/11/2009 17:16  

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