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ratbirider
In: Southport
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Just thought I'd say hello :) Names Luke, ride a few bikes. BMW F650GS, highly abused Yam XJ750, ratbike Suzi GS500F, highly thrown about with the scraped fairings and tyres to proove it Mz ETZ 125, highly set alight and still has the scars of being left upside down on fire in a ditch with bits missing I'm a bit of a nutter, but well liked, most of the time
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darkcarnival
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Wills
In: New Brighton
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Hi Luke...bit of a nutter, huh? You'll find plenty of similar ones here. Welcome on board and fasten your safety belt
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Deleted User
In: NA
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Hi Luke , wecome to the site ...
Order your straight Jacket, Pay your dues to the nut house & you will be fine
LOL .. welcome hon enjoy
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Just watch Brummie Jackie (she bites)
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ratbirider
In: Southport
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Order it? I got a contract with the supplier, latest every 6 months I'm not worried about being bitten, I'll nibble back. om nom nom nom I should say that I mis-spelled my username, should be ratbikerider
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Deleted User
In: NA
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Good grief .. you may need to make it ... new one every 4 - 6 weeks if your already well supplied
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ratbirider
In: Southport
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It shall be a new one next weekend, taking the old 750 out for a spin. With any luck she won't kill me, Lancs police may have something to say though
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Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Eh Shell Lady thot u were my mate lol Hi Ratty i'm the local Slapper ( and not in the way u think, ask the mad scotsman lol) apparently so becareful !!!!!! Does anyone know were i can get brass buckles for my straight jacket i want to jazz it up a wee bit ???
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Hi ratbikerider/Luke an welcome to Biker Match
Behave Jackie!! standard jacket for all, none of this individuality, good grief where will it end?
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Brummie Jackie
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Hi Ratty, welcome to the house of fun....BJ keeps a slapmeter....but Iv'e cracked it....send me a fiver and I'll tell you how to reset it to 0 .....(unless you like slaps ....then its a tenner to set it higher )
Kwak, no one told me you cant customise your straight jacket.....
I painted mine with pretty blue flowers and bells the day after i got it...am I in trouble..... will i get told off for using naughty colours?
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Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Flowers and bells eh BLuey is there something you wish to confess to ?
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Yep.....but shhhhhhh dont tell anyone........
(whispers very very quietly.... I like bluebells...ok...mums the word)
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Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Mums bluebells is that a certain type ???
and sorry didnt realise ur fetish with blue things was a secret, good job i never made mention of your erm................. lingerie collection !!!
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Brummie Jackie
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Little secret Bluey glad u said that and not me lol
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