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Just thought I'd say hello :)

Names Luke, ride a few bikes.

BMW F650GS, highly abused

Yam XJ750, ratbike

Suzi GS500F, highly thrown about with the scraped fairings and tyres to proove it

Mz ETZ 125, highly set alight and still has the scars of being left upside down on fire in a ditch with bits missing

I'm a bit of a nutter, but well liked, most of the time

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ratbirider @ 31/01/2010 19:05  

Hello! Nice to see another norvenner on here!

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darkcarnival @ 31/01/2010 19:19  

Hi Luke...bit of a nutter, huh? You'll find plenty of similar ones here. Welcome on board and fasten your safety belt

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Wills @ 31/01/2010 19:21  

Hi Luke , wecome to the site ... Order your straight Jacket, Pay your dues to the nut house & you will be fine LOL .. welcome hon enjoy . Just watch Brummie Jackie (she bites)

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Deleted User @ 31/01/2010 19:24  

Order it? I got a contract with the supplier, latest every 6 months

I'm not worried about being bitten, I'll nibble back. om nom nom nom

I should say that I mis-spelled my username, should be ratbikerider

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ratbirider @ 31/01/2010 19:34  

Good grief .. you may need to make it ... new one every 4 - 6 weeks if your already well supplied

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Deleted User @ 31/01/2010 19:36  

It shall be a new one next weekend, taking the old 750 out for a spin. With any luck she won't kill me, Lancs police may have something to say though

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ratbirider @ 31/01/2010 19:45  

thought it ment you bi rider welcome ratty

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WheelyNealy @ 31/01/2010 20:29  

welcome to the nut house ratty

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Nutkin68 @ 31/01/2010 20:31  

Eh Shell Lady thot u were my mate lol

Hi Ratty i'm the local Slapper ( and not in the way u think, ask the mad scotsman lol) apparently so becareful !!!!!!

Does anyone know were i can get brass buckles for my straight jacket i want to jazz it up a wee bit ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 31/01/2010 23:12  

Hi ratbikerider/Luke an welcome to Biker Match Behave Jackie!! standard jacket for all, none of this individuality, good grief where will it end?

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Sandi @ 31/01/2010 23:20  

Sorry Auntie

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Brummie Jackie @ 31/01/2010 23:24  

Hi Ratty, welcome to the house of fun....BJ keeps a slapmeter....but Iv'e cracked it....send me a fiver and I'll tell you how to reset it to 0 .....(unless you like slaps ....then its a tenner to set it higher ) Kwak, no one told me you cant customise your straight jacket..... I painted mine with pretty blue flowers and bells the day after i got it...am I in trouble..... will i get told off for using naughty colours?

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Deleted Member @ 01/02/2010 05:01  

Flowers and bells eh BLuey is there something you wish to confess to ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 01/02/2010 09:25  

Yep.....but shhhhhhh dont tell anyone........ (whispers very very quietly.... I like bluebells...ok...mums the word)

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Deleted Member @ 01/02/2010 09:38  

Mums bluebells is that a certain type ??? and sorry didnt realise ur fetish with blue things was a secret, good job i never made mention of your erm................. lingerie collection !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 01/02/2010 09:41  

oooooo my little secrets out....LMAO....

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Deleted Member @ 01/02/2010 10:13  

Little secret Bluey glad u said that and not me lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 01/02/2010 11:12  

Left myself wide open there eh BJ

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Deleted Member @ 03/02/2010 04:37  

Hi Nutter!
Welcome to the Nut House x

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moonstone @ 03/02/2010 10:34  

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