I have just been on a bike site and some of the quotes and sayings were hillarious...and one got any old uns that have been forgotten ?
I used to have a tshirt when i was younger that said "My motorcycle isn't all your mom rode."
i can remember a T shirt at bikers gear box in matlock that had a piccy of a blokes head shoulders and arms on the grownd with the slogan
"now thats gravel rash "
I remember a T shirt slogan I think was from a biking mag when I was young, used to look at my brothers bike mags and I always remember it, had 'No Wuckin Forries' on it and another with a picture of pig in an Ogri hat screwing a pig with a coppers hat and under Neath had 'makin bacon'
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
quoteMale menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
don't you believe it, a time of life when the majority of women
break free of 'ties that bind' and really find themselves .
back on topic then, (guess alot come from printed t-shirts )
I GAVE UP
MOTORCYCLES
ALCOHOL
AND
SEX
IT WAS THE WORST EIGHT
MINUTES OF MY LIFE
bluesbiker In: Birmingham in th
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Old America hippy Biker t-shirt from the 60's
ASS, GAS or GRASS....No one rides for free.
May i say at this point, if any of my post or prospective pillions are looking in. It's not a view i hold myself or would condone in others. A cuppa does me fine thanks.
Seen on the back of a cut off 'If you can read this the bitch has fell off!'
Disclaimer:
Those are not my words, I would never refer to women as bitches, I'd prefer to keep all my bodily parts intact!
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