Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course lasts for 4 weeks and topics covered in this course include: Week One of Evening Classes for Men
1) TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
2) DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKETS AND FLOOR
Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)
3) DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts
4) HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
5) LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other
- Help line and support groups
6) LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming
- Open forum Week Two - Evening Classes for Men
7) EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
8) HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint Presentation
9) REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
10) IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
11) LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
12) HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques
13) REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN you're GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
14) GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available Week 3 Evening Classes for Men - Repeat of week 1 Week 4 Evening Classes for Men - Repeat of week 2
Ok Ive read it and you just think we do that stuff without thinking well hear this and hear this good .
It takes years of hard work and practice to reach this leval, its not our fault that you ARE to blame if you read you own text you would understand that I am RIGHT,
1 Do you trust us to go to the shop and get the right things NO
2 Do you expect us to remember your birthday ect NO
3 Do you ever expect us to to admit we are wrong NO
4 Do you think we could do the washing without turning all
your white underwear gray NO
5 Do you think we could do the washing up without braking
your best china NO
6 Do you think we can tell if your bum looks big in your new
dress or if the other colour looks better NO
7 Do you think we could look after the kids when you go out
with your mates NO
8 Do you think we notice of what your wearing unless your
in bed NO
9 Do you think we could cook a sunday dinner without
burning it NO
10 Do you think that if we went on this training coures it
would make any diference NO
So why the hell do you moan when we get it wrong its your
own fault for asking us to do it when you know we will get it
wrong.
That is the defence for mankind
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